So just listen and don't call me-
Crazy?
That's not listening.
S3 E4I Do Over
Love weddings. They're final, yet festival. Like funerals with champagne.
S3 E5Show Me the Mummy
Just be careful. It's all fun and games until someone gets cursed.
(being attacked by a swarm of parasitic insects) Why couldn't it have been butterflies?!
WDr. Wilding
The bugs lay eggs, hatch larvae and then seek out new hosts.
Us.
Well, how did the ancient Egyptians deal with the problem?
They killed the infected and burned their city to the ground.
Let's call that Plan B.
S3 E6Phased and Confused
We don't have a Quantum Phasing Department, Carter.
Well he didn't buy his walk-through-walls machine at Walk-Through Walmart. Someone in this building's working on something like that.
Keep at it, let me know what you find out. I have to go catch a nine-fingered superhero.
[nodding] Sure.
I don't know if I'm ready for this. Seriously, I don't know if I'm ready to be a mom.
You'll be fine!
It gets easier?
[shakes his head] Noooo... No, not in the least. It a... But you adapt. And you were right! Look, she can take care of herself.
S3 E7Here Come The Suns
So... Now we have two suns.
Just like Tatooine
Tattoo-what?
Lucas, you wanna score points with the voters or with your girlfriend's old man?
No contest, sir. [He picks up Zoe and walks out the door]
Having fun yet?
Oh, yeah. 'Cause driving headlong into a fiery death is everyone's idea of a good time.
[coming in] Sometimes I think it's his. Carter, could we have a minute?
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, sure. [leaves]
Jo, you're supposed to be miles away at an evac camp by now. [Jo kisses him] Wow. I should risk my life more often.
I prefer you didn't.
C'mon, Josefina, don't go all serious on me now.
It's too late.
Dude, it's like two zillion degrees out there! [smiling] Okay, I'm game!
Do anything normal for fun?
Yeah, I play a wicked game of Yahtzee
[preparing to launch the rocket] Carter? Yeah, whatever happens... It's been fun.
No, it hasn't. Push the button!
S3 E8From Fear to Eternity
I thought maybe we could, you know, we could have a bite?
A bite? What, we wouldn't want to have you commit to a whole meal.
[holding a canister] Hey, could you come here for a second?
Why? So you can hit me with that?
Not until you tell me what it is first.
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