You and your team went behind my back and undercut my direct order.
Some of us went right in front of your back.
S3 E1Bad to the Drone
Where the lunatics are running the asylum?
I used to think the same thing. But, uh, they're not lunatics. They're, they're not all luna—there's a fine line between genius and crazy...
S3 E2What About Bob?
Yeah the words Zane and discipline tend to not go together in the same sentence.
DDerek
Okay, lab 27 is a sealed biosphere. A self-sustaining ecosystem designed to research and support the Mars missions.
You do mean the potential Mars missions?
DDerek
Right! [laughs, then gets a small headshake from Allison] I mean, right.
(Being sterlized to enter biosphere) Not the way I'd ever pictured us winding up naked.
You pictured us winding up naked?
No.
What did I miss?
My dad hunting for the Creature from the Black Lagoon.
As much as I hate to admit it, Sheriff Carter had an idea.
Jo! I need a gun. A big, powerful gun.
(happily) I've been waiting for someone to say that to me my whole life.
Carter, Henry, and Stark. That's your money team. They know exactly what they're doing.
(cut to Carter, Henry, and Stark)
You're sure you know what you're doing?
I have no idea.
S3 E3Best in Faux
A pocket of magma developed spontaneously? That's impossible.
HDr. Hood
Did "impossible" cover my friend with mucus?
He's got a point.
Stress is America's number one health problem.
Aw, drop dead.
Followed closely by sarcasm.
Shut up, Carter, there was no earthquake. I need a favor.
And that's how you ask? WHO RAISED YOU!?!
We're sinking zero-balance P-wave detectors all along the ridge.
I re-tasked the geo satellites to look for ground deformations.
Sounds good! What's all that gonna tell us?
Nothing. We just like sounding smart.
S3 E4I Do Over
Dad, you're walking the woman you possibly love down the aisle to marry another guy.
CCarter
Okay first, not true. And second, since when do you and I talk about this stuff?
Since I'm seventeen and you're in denial.
I love your hair... and your cats.
LCLexi Carter
Oh, a Tibetan monk told me that tabby is a reincarnation of Grandma Lil.
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