[exiting the roof elevator, walking toward the medevac helicopter in the pouring rain] Oh, my God! I distinctly heard him!
Who?
The weatherman this morning. He said, "partly cloudy, chance of rain."
Well, he warned you.
E.R. · Season 8
[exiting the roof elevator, walking toward the medevac helicopter in the pouring rain] Oh, my God! I distinctly heard him!
Who?
The weatherman this morning. He said, "partly cloudy, chance of rain."
Well, he warned you.
Do you think I'm mean to patients?
Only the ones who deserve it.
What about the ones who don't?
You're nicer than I am.
That's not much solace.
Sorry.
He [Romano] also told me to stay away from you if I am going to survive medical school.
Well, nobody actually listens to Dr. Romano down here.
Yeah, I kind of figured that.
I want to tell you something, but you can't tell any other kids, okay?
Okay.
Okay. Parents don't always know what they're doing. Just because they're adults doesn't mean they know what's right. In fact, some adults are wrong most of the time.
I know that.
Good. Then I want you to promise me something.
What?
Don't listen to them. Don't believe that you're not just as good as your brother. Just as smart, just as special... One day, they may realize that. But you can tell them it doesn't matter, because you already knew. You knew before they did.
This is not the way to get Luka.
What are you talking about?
The truth. What happened to your father?
I told you. He killed himself when I was little.
And then miraculously came back to life again so he could kick you out when you were 16?
Is this funny to you?
No. I'm just trying to figure it out. You haven't told anyone the same story twice.
My mother remarried and my stepfather didn't want me around.
OK, I guess you have an answer for everything.
I guess everything's your business.
I just don't wanna see him hurt.
Maybe you just don't want to see him happy.
I know what won't make him happy. A made-up life. You know, if this is, if this is all for real, that's great. Go for it. But if it's not, he's gonna figure it out. He's not stupid.
Is Dr. Benton ever in a good mood?
He has his moments.
[Talking about the weirdest places they've had sex] On a train to Seattle.
Really? With who?
I was by myself. But it was memorable.
Are you angry with me?
No, of course not.
Do you think I'm angry with you?
I hope not.
Then why? I thought we both felt the same.
You're a good person, but you talked yourself into loving me. This isn't real. I'll leave the key inside.
I made an OB appointment for Friday.
That's not necessary.
It is.
No, it's not. I'm not pregnant. I felt safe for the first time in a long time... I didn't want to lose you. So, I made it up, Luka. I'm sorry. I made it all up. [walks away]
[to Benton, discussing a written agreement for a reduction in his work schedule] To Whom It May Concern: No frigging way!
[about Weaver] When is she going on Christmas vacation?
Scrooge? Never!
[to Benton] Are you really going to do this? Throw away your career so you can play Mr. Mom? What a waste!
Hey, Peter. I'm a good doctor because of you.
No, you're not. But keep trying.
Why is the thermostat in the lounge set at 56?
Get used to it. We are heading into another ice age. That's what killed the dinosaurs.
Ice Age didn't kill the dinosaurs, it was cholesterol.
I haven't seen you around lately.
I've been working nights.
How's your Christmas?
Quiet. What'd you do for New Year's?
I worked.
That's always fun.
Did you make any resolutions?
Uhm... Help out more.
Help out more where? Here?
Uh, no. Europe. I've volunteered to go to Bosnia for two months with [w:Médecins Sans Frontières|Doctors Without Borders]].
Bosnia?
Yeah. I speak the language.
What brought this on?
I don't know. Change of scenery?
I got stabbed! I got stabbed in the back! Where the hell were you? You were in the same place you've been my entire life. You were someplace else.
We came back.
Three weeks later.
We were stuck in Tokyo, and you said you were fine.
Well, I wasn't fine, and it wasn't okay.
Are you going to blame me for taking drugs?
No, I am blaming you for not being my mother! Bobby died and I lost a mother.
May I go to bed now?
Yeah, run away.
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