E.R. · Season 11
It's a teaching hospital!
Yeah. It's also a real hospital with live patients who didn't get antibiotics and insulin 'cause I was in here doing compressions for 30 minutes!
OK, so you did some extra compressions. What you really mad about?
Are you in all seriousness telling me for the second time today that I am not mad about what I'm really mad about?
I have no idea what you just said!
You owe me one.
What? No, I don't.
Yeah, you do. I put down the NG on Mrs. Leighberger.
I didn't ask you to do that.
Dr. Kovac did.
What?
He said you were a little "over-extended" today, unlike the rest of us. [leaves]
Abby, will you excuse me? I need to go yell at someone.
[doesn't look up from her patient] Have fun.
You're really good at teaching other people how to communicate.
Thanks
We should try it ourselves sometime.
Yeah.
[Silence, Luka gets a smirk on his face and tilts his head down to her a bit.]
But my English, you know? I still need to work on it.
Aw, you're pulling the Croatian card? That's low!
[She hits him gently and he pulls her into an embrace, hard. He looks down at her adoringly and she returns the look.]
You were right about one thing.
Only one thing?
Fifty dollars is too much for a concert ticket.
[They kiss]
You slept with your instructor?
Dr. Gibson had a very tender way with cadavers.
And you called him "Dr. Gibson"?
Only in bed.
Do you have an intern on this?
I got Ray.
Uh... what do you think about taking Neela instead?
Why, is there a problem?
Just do me a favor, okay?
Alright, send the Punjabi powerhouse my way.
So, it's the pelvis we have to worry about?
That's right.
But other positions...?
Yeah, sure. Get yourselves a six-pack, a copy of the Kama Sutra and shoot out the lights.
Dr. Carter? Dr. Weaver's on the phone for you. She sounds kinda...
Kinda what?
...Weaver-like.
[about Neela's crush on Luka] It's not funny, Luka. You're doing everything to encourage it.
That's not true.
Yeah, well, it better not be. Otherwise I'm gonna have to get into some nasty chick fight with Neela.
In the mud? Just don't hurt her.
Only person who's gonna get hurt in here, is you. You got it?
Students want to be residents, residents want to be attendings...
Yeah, and attendings just wanna be left alone.
He doesn't get to you?
Doctor Hair? I think he's kinda cute.
What?!
Surgery and ER have these battles in every hospital I've ever worked in. It's not personal. It's, surgeons think they're much better and smarter than everyone else. It's a defense mechanism. To make up for their terrible lifestyle.
The guy needs an ex-lap.
It's a pissing match, Luka. Let it go. Come on, you're taller and sexier, and you already got the girl.
This isn't about ego.
Oh, it's not?
I'm a third-year resident. I've been ordering my own scans since I've been here. What's that about?
It's about me making the rules.
Come on. That's stupid. [to Carter] Come on, man. Back me up.
It's her ER.
Sorry, Pratt. It sucks to be you.
If you have a strong gut feeling about something, you have to listen to it.
Come on. You were wrong.
We don't know that yet.
Made us look like fools.
Is that what you're worried about?
What?
[to Pratt] Nothing will get a doctor into bigger trouble, than the fear of looking stupid. Trust me.
Ray, the plumber came, and the shower's fixed.
Oh, Hallelujah, I love you!
You owe me eighty bucks. Ready to sign out?
People are starving, people are being shot at, men are flying planes into buildings, yet the "faithful" are saying, "Watch out for those lesbians! They're gonna destroy our god-gifted lives."
In what possible universe would I say the words, "Let's polka?"
I'm telling you. In your sleep, two nights ago. Look, I'm not making this up. You don't think I was surprised?
I don't talk in my sleep.
How do you know?
Even if I did, I wouldn't say "polka." I wouldn't even say "dance." I don't dance. Well, maybe once when I was a kid, I did the limbo.
Yeah, maybe that was it. Maybe it was the limbo.
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