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S3 E16Faith

Doug, I know everyone is worried about me, but I'm fine. I was scared in that store, but I'm okay now.

So why did you go ahead and take it?

The MCATs? For me. I just wanted to see if I was good enough.

You are.

Remember when we were gonna change the world?

No, I was always in it for the money.

[to Dr. Hicks] Six months ago I thought I was invincible, but now... I don't even know.

What did you have for breakfast this morning?

JMrs. Jarnowski

The usual. Three fried eggs, bacon, glass of buttermilk, toast and jam.

Ah, the American Heart Association breakfast.

Why didn't you ever tell me I could be a lawyer, or a pilot, or a damn astronaut?

HHHelen Hathaway

You wanted to be an astronaut?

No, but I wanted you to tell me I could!

HHHelen Hathaway

Fine! Be an astronaut!

S3 E17Tribes

[Carla is having an ultrasound]

Oh! Hello. There it is. Turtle sign. It's a boy.

CRCarla Reece

That little thing?

They grow.

CRCarla Reece

Not as much as they'd like to think.

When Kenny Law came in, do you think I made racist assumptions?

Black folk see the world one way, white folk see it another.

All white people?

When something happens, you say it's got nothing to do with race, but for us, it's always got to do with race.

Malik, can you join me?

What for?

Kenny Law died. I have to tell his family.

If you're scared, you should call Security. I'm a nurse.

CRCarla Reece

The thing is, I hate needles.

You're planning on going through childbirth without an epidural?

CRCarla Reece

Honey, women were having babies long before doctors and needles.

S3 E18You Bet Your Life

Your IQ's not 150. Mine's only 145.

What am I supposed to do? Apologize because I'm smarter than you?

I'm gonna get an IQ test from psych and if you don't score 150, I'm gonna blow the whistle on you, Dr. Markovic.

We removed most of your small intestine. I'm afraid you're not gonna be able to eat solid food again.

BMr. Bartok

Can I drink?

Yeah, actually.

BMr. Bartok

Smoke?

If you must.

BMr. Bartok

I'll be fine.

[to Carol] You do things for people that doctors don't even think about doing.

[enters] Carol? This guy in the hall needs a clean-up. He just did a major Code Brown. [exits]

You're right. I wipe butts.

What the hell is going on in here?

Why? What's the problem?

I rejected this patient as a poor surgical risk. Or didn't Dr. Carter tell you?

No, he didn't.

I got a 23 year jump on you, kid. You trying to outflank me?

No, sir.

What makes you think your judgement is superior to mine?

I don't. I don't. I thought that the patient...

This has nothing to do with the patient. This is about the practice of medicine. Interns do not make end runs on the chief of staff. I want you in my office at 5 o'clock sharp to discuss your future as a surgeon. If you have any hope on continuing in this program, you will explain your actions with the appropriate degree of contrition and respect and the assurance that nothing like this will ever happen again.

Dr. Hicks...

Scrub out, Carter.

S3 E19Calling Dr. Hathaway

Carol, if you're going to be a med student, you've got to stop thinking like a nurse.

Well, I'm not a med student yet.

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