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S3 E18

E.R. · Season 3, Episode 18

“You Bet Your Life” quotes from E.R.

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“You Bet Your Life” · Season 3, Episode 18

In this episode: John Carter (2), Carol Hathaway (2), Doug Ross (2), Kerry Weaver (1), Jerry (1), Maggie Wyczenski (1), Dr. Anspaugh (1), Dr. Hicks (1)

Your IQ's not 150. Mine's only 145.

What am I supposed to do? Apologize because I'm smarter than you?

I'm gonna get an IQ test from psych and if you don't score 150, I'm gonna blow the whistle on you, Dr. Markovic.

We removed most of your small intestine. I'm afraid you're not gonna be able to eat solid food again.

BMr. Bartok

Can I drink?

Yeah, actually.

BMr. Bartok

Smoke?

If you must.

BMr. Bartok

I'll be fine.

[to Carol] You do things for people that doctors don't even think about doing.

[enters] Carol? This guy in the hall needs a clean-up. He just did a major Code Brown. [exits]

You're right. I wipe butts.

What the hell is going on in here?

Why? What's the problem?

I rejected this patient as a poor surgical risk. Or didn't Dr. Carter tell you?

No, he didn't.

I got a 23 year jump on you, kid. You trying to outflank me?

No, sir.

What makes you think your judgement is superior to mine?

I don't. I don't. I thought that the patient...

This has nothing to do with the patient. This is about the practice of medicine. Interns do not make end runs on the chief of staff. I want you in my office at 5 o'clock sharp to discuss your future as a surgeon. If you have any hope on continuing in this program, you will explain your actions with the appropriate degree of contrition and respect and the assurance that nothing like this will ever happen again.

Dr. Hicks...

Scrub out, Carter.

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