[whispering] Can't believe you stole my belt.
Manny! How'd you know where I'd be?
Are you kidding?! You spend more time here than Sartana does.
[upset] I'm sorry I took your belt, Manny. I wanted to feel powerful, just for once.
Then how come you took it for twice?
Why are you whispering anyway?
So Sartana doesn't hear… [yelps as Sartana catches him]
[holding him up] Ah, the one true Tigre. You will make a fine skeleton bandito. Once I strip off all your bothersome flesh! [sharpens her razor-sharped claws to kill him as Frida frees herself from her cell] Now you know how it feels to be powerless, eh?
Sartana, never underestimate the power of… me throwing a potato!
Want to go to the arcade?
Five minutes, tops. [transit to the Mayan Arcade] Well, time to go home and write that masterpiece. [notices the nighttime sky] Why is the sky so dark?
We were in there for five hours.
[looks down at Manny's pair of Zebra Donkey underwear] Dude, awesome… underpants.
[firmly] Listen to me. No one must ever know of this, NO ONE!
Feel the sting of Sartana's strings. [singing] ♪ She tossed El Tigre like a salad / Sartana of the Dead! / Listen to my Sartana ballad / Listen to me shred! / She smashed him, and flashed him, and blasted his hair! / She flipped him, and stripped him to his underwear! / ZEBRA DONKEY UNDERWEAR! / Sartana crushed El Tigre like a worm! ♪
My dreams are finally coming true! Except for the one where my mom is a giant snail, only she's really a post office.
Yeah, that's really, uh, good. Hey, do you think maybe people are getting sick of hearing that same song?
[gasps in shock] What are you trying to do, jinx me?! We're going on "Caliente o Basura" today, the whole city will be watching!
[incredibly enraged] You JINXED me!
What?! You totally trashed me and I still had your back!
Hey, I put your name in an awesome hit song! And what do you do? You jinx me with your jinxy-winxy-backstabbing JINX!
[unamused] Uh-huh. Call me when you remember how to be a friend again. [walks off]
CC C.C. Puede
We're live from the prison graveyard for the Atomic Sombreros, "Back from La Muerte " show! Sartana may be evil incarnate, but she has put together kickin' concert!
[sitting on the sofa; grumpily] My worst nightmare is on TV. [now outraged] AND IT PRE-EMPTIED WRESTLING!
ET El Tigre/Manny
For being a selfish jerk who cared more about being a rock star than she did about her best friend?!
Well, yeah. And for this. [kicks the "I" off, letting Manny fall while he screams]
ET El Tigre/Manny
Frida's goggles! NOOOOOOOOO! [Frida lands on top of him] You're okay. And I'm not.
Yeah, I… [gasps] My goggles! NOOOOOOOOO! Haven't I paid enough for my rock star jerkiness?!
SS Señor Siniestro/Sergio
What do we got here, pardners?
It's El Tigre and Puma Loco, man. Do you have any eyes or something?
Oso! Dr. Chipotle Sr. suggests you get rid of this hideous creature!
Creature? He my twin brother, El Ossito! We exactly alike, man!
ET El Tigre/Manny
Let's get to what we came for.
PL Puma Loco/Grandpapi
Yes! It's time… To sign up for the Supervillain Grand Prix!
Puma Loco, this illegal street race is for villains only!
PL Puma Loco/Grandpapi
Aren't you saying I am NO VILLAIN, VOLTURA?!
Not you, the boy! He more like a hero than a villain, lately.
ET El Tigre/Manny
Me? Ha! Would a hero do this? [gives Dr. Chipotle Sr a wet willy]
SS Señor Siniestro/Sergio
A wet willy?!
[The other villains all gasp]
Dr. Chipotle Sr. still feels that El Tigre should be DISQUALIFIED!
ET El Tigre/Manny
But I gotta be in the race! Me and Grandpapi always do it together.
[After Manny and Grandpapi make a deal with the villains if they participate in winning the Grand Prix, but if they lose, they'll have to leave Miracle City forever]
Leave Miracle City (forever)? I was going to say we wash their cars for a month.
I don't know what happened, I just got caught up in the moment and… [grabs his grandfather by the arm] we really gotta win this race!
Oh, we going to win. Check this out. [presses a button on the remote, opening the garage door] The Rivera-mobile!
G Granpapi
And I got us the best mechanic churros can buy.
Dude, this car's all full of, like, parts and junk.
Frida, you don't know anything about cars.
It's okay, I got two assistants. [gesturing to Señor Chapi and Little Mule]
[Little Mule chews and chomps on some wires, and gets electrocuted, brays in pain]
Be on the lookout. This year, I will stop the race. This I swear! [walks away]
Ha, my boy, he pretty, but he's not so bright.
ET El Tigre/Manny
It's like the villains are working together to make sure we lose!
Imposible. Villains don't know the meaning of the word "teamwork." Or "eggplant."
ET El Tigre/Manny
Do they know the meaning of the word, "I'm gonna kick your butt?!"
ET El Tigre/Manny
The bridge is up and we're not going fast enough to jump it! Frida, we have to make it! Everything's writing on this!
I know, I know! Now which button…
MG Manny & Grandpapi
FRIDA!
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