Ed, Edd n Eddy · Season 1
[The Eds have the opportunity to hide in a game of Hide-n-Seek. Eddy is heading over to his hiding spot with some food]
81.82.83.
24.25.26.
27.28.29.
[gets into a metallic bush, which is their hiding spot] Ha, this is the best hiding spot.
We can stay here forever.
At the rate of your consumption, it may only be minutes.
[Eddy has an idea to get the kids to come out of their hiding spot]
[effeminate voice] Help me! Help! Somebody stole my purse! Oh, somebody help!
Hmm. PLANK, YOUR MOMMA'S CALLING!
[The scene zooms over to a bush in which Plank pops up from it]
They must be cheating.
Look into the circley thing.
You crazy.
It's not working, Eddy.
Spin it, bean dip.
Thanks, Eddy.
Look at me. I'm a movie star.
I'm a TV star.
You've been cancelled. I'm a TV star.
Your techniques are incorrect, Eddy. To extract milk from a cow, you must use its udder.
I ain't touching that.
Take me to your leader!
Give 'em the Burr-Head Bump, Ed.
I can't Eddy, my mom says I can't fight girls.
[recoiling from the handwritten Prank Master card in Ed's hand] He's such a horrible printer.
You hold it, Double D.
But I have no idea where it's been.
[Last lines,; after unleashing the stink bomb throughout the Cul-de-sac]
[sniffs] Something smells good.
It is said that scent is a gateway to one's true inner essence.
[dizzy] Yes, I stink, therefore I am. [faints]
Hmm...Kevin's got a pretty fancy garage.
[referring to Kevin's bathroom] Must be a built-in car wash.
Huh?
[in the bathtub naked and taking a bath] What are you dorks doing in here?
[blows a klaxon, then chants] Kevin, Kevin, he's our man!
We can't do it-
But Kevin sure can! [plays a bass drum 6 times]
[Ed bangs his head on trash can lids; Edd blows a noisemaker. The drum rolls away as Ed brings two lids, with Eddy in it. Ed moons, showing his butt with IN on his underwear, Eddy is standing upright with the K painted on his front body, Edd holds a sign EV]
Kevin!
[Edd realizes they spelled it as KINEV and corrects it. Kevin holds up a sign that says "Dorks"]
What's a fad?
When something insignificant becomes popular.
Right. And we know the Eds are way insignificant.
We're behind again.
Cheer up, Eddy. My mom always says fads go in a cycle. In another ten years, we'll be back in style.
I'm hungry.
Shut up, Ed.
[sees a sign that says Quarantine] Oh, dear! A quarantine!
I've seen this before.
Where?
[points] There.
[Each and every house has quarantine signs everywhere]
It must be an epidemic.
So I guess we're the only ones not sick.
[Eddy is locked into a padded shed and presented a large amount of fake money]
WE'LL BUY A TRUCK-LOAD OF JAWBREAKERS!
What do you mean?
What do you mean 'What do you mean'? With all this glorious... [looks closely at the bill he's holding and sees a picture of Ed's face drawn on it] What the-?! It's fake!
I drew it myself. Eddy's mad.
Correct. He's back to normal.
We'll be slurping jawbreakers for weeks.
Uh, actually, Eddy, with current exchange rates, maybe an afternoon's worth.
Uh, you don't know what you're talking about. What do you think, Ed? Ed? Ed? Ed? ED! HEY!!! What's clogged up your brain, Ed?
That! See? Robot Rebel Ranch!
[amazed] Ooh.
"Marooned on a distant planet!". "Visitors in the void!". "No escape!!". Huh? AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! [notices 'Adults Only' sign on the poster] It's not fair! Aw, if only I were older.
Don't worry Ed. We'll see it on TV in a year.
Yeah, with all the good stuff cut out.
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