The brain is an amazing organ, Ed. It's actually fooling me that Eddy's calling out to us.
Were Rolf's fish sticks good, Double D?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Is this thing on?
Eddy, just speak into the mic.
What, this?
Yes.
Okay, okay. Welcome, passengers, I'm Captain Eddy of Eddy's Creek Cruise, where you get more bang for your buck. I'd like you to sit back, relax and enjoy the soothing sounds of 88 fingers Eddward.
This instrument is so annoying.
Ed! Fire up the engine!
Roger walnut, Eddy! Jumping. [jumps down, rocking the boat, and puts his lower half in the water again] Kick my feet, kick my feet, kick my feet.
Faster, Ed!
Ed Kick my feet faster, kick my feet faster, Kick my feet faster.
I wanna be their barnacle of love.
[The Kankers giggle]
Barnacle.
No hard feelings, buttercups.
Let's kiss and make up.
[The Kankers make kissy faces]
[points upward] Oh look!
[Jonny is revealed to be standing on top of the Kankers giant sail. He plunges Plank into it, and then slides down, ripping it]
That kid's ripping our sail!
[Jonny jumps off the Kankers boat and swims onto Eddy's Creek Cruise]
Just like Errol Flynn.
[Everyone cheers]
Those were my best bed-sheets. Time for the heavy artillery. [pulls out her hairpin] Sink 'em, May.
[putting the pin in a rubber band] Lee, my patch.
[Lee lifts the eyepatch. May fires it directly into the tire]
Look! Jonny! Save us!
I'm the captain here, I'll handle it. Oh look, a bobby pin. So scary. [starts to pull it out]
Eddy, please don't-
What? It's just stuck. [pulls it out. Holding up the hairpin] See?
[All the air rushes out of the tire, and the boat deflates around the creek]
Hello, Ed-boys. When is the next sailing? My flesh begs me for sun and sweat. [Edd hands him the deflated inner tube] What? Huh?
I was kind of hoping my first kiss would be enjoyable.
Alas, the sea is a cruel mistress.
I'm stumped.
[floating by in the background] Hair emergency! Hair emergency!
What we have here...is a squirt gun.
Please. A 'squirt gun'?
Yeah. A Canadian squirt gun.
Canadians are weird.
Plank reminds me of fresh-cut Spring flowers, spewing across a babbling brook with a hint of lemon.
[imataing the doll] My Head is Snoring Mickets.
Ed! What are you doing in my bed?
I can't sleep, Eddy. I keep thinking; how can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?
Ed, get out of my room!
Ow, my buttocks hurt. [looks at the lava lamp] Why does goo float?
Hit the road! [Ed eats it] Wha? My lamp!
Eddy, why don't birds just take a bus south for the winter? Eddy, when you close the fridge door, does the little light stay on?
Go home!
Hello light. Hello light. Hello light. Hello light. Hello light. [in the morning] Eddy, carrots are good for your eyes, can it dial a phone?
If you're gonna strain your peanut brain think of something more important. Like...how to get your face on a dollar bill.
Eddy, why is someone in the kitchen with Dinah?
Uh, Double D up yet?
HEY DOUBLE D!
Eddy, you know I hate that! Oh, hello, Ed.
[pulling out a bra from an old dresser] Woo hoo. PG-13.
That's my mom's, Eddy.
[Eddy gags and drops the bra]
[Eddy somehow passes his hand behind the sun]
Didja see that? Weird. Oh well, can't beat em, eat em. [bites into the sun and it turns into a crescent moon] Not bad.
Jumping Jehoshaphat, who turned out the sun?
OKAY I GIVE UP!! It's no fun being the last human. So can I be a bumblebee?
Eddy, you're the man with the scam. You're the big... Uh... [falls down the stairs]
[talking to Nazz] So if I join you at the party, can I be a tarantula? Or maybe a salamander?
Party? Wait! Hey! I'm stuck! Ed! Don't forget Cockroach Eddy.
Are they from this planet?
No. They're from the Land of the Dorks.
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