Ed, why is your helmet tied to your butt?
For protection.
[attempts to get the helmet off Ed's butt] It's meant for your head.
It's my butt!
It's not safe!
Eddy, stop!
It's not meant-
EEEd and Eddy
Aah! [they both fall down]
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[The Eds follow Jonny to look for wood]
[points] There!
[The camera zooms over to a trash can full of garbage and Eddy picks up a popsicle stick from it]
A dirty popsicle stick?
[grabs the popsicle stick from Eddy] Got it, Eddy.
[groans] We need large pieces of wood, Jonny. Tell Plank to quit fooling around.
Okay, okay! He said follow him!
[Sarah and Nazz playing badminton, and Eddy grabs onto Sarah's racket]
Hey!
Give me your racket, Sarah.
My serve! [uses Eddy as a ball and Eddy hits the net, then flies through a fence] Don't ever touch my racket!
Can Eddy come out to play?
I'm right beside you Ed.
HI EDDY!
THE GOAT ATE SARAH! THE GOAT ATE MY SISTER!
Ed looking for the goat?
I think he found it.
Eddy, you should have told the truth!
Truth, schmooth; we're off the hook, aren't we?
[after the microwave exploded and drenched Rolf and the Eds with gravy] Such waste and disrespect to the fast food stuffers is not allowed in the Urban Rangers! But, seeing you covered in filth reminds me of my youth. Next badge.
Those Ed-Boys are crazy like chickens except they lay no eggs.
DDDouble D
Now remember Ed, Equal weight is the key.
I am the king of the jungle.
[blearily] Who turned off the sun?
Good, you awake. We have a problem, Eddy.
Ed is like a swarm of locusts ready to purge the cul-de-sac and all its good people of their food!
Y'know, you scare me when you talk like that.
Ed, did you know that you've been sleepwalking? And that you've consumed all the food within a five block radius of your bed?
Not only that, but I feel like I have consumed all the food within a five block radius of my bed. Huh? [sees Edd's half-eaten cactus plant Jim] Oh, Jim got a haircut.
How's it look, Eddy?
Ed, you put the sign on upside-down.
No Eddy, I put the sign on the garage.
Just flip it over, Ed.
Flip it? Got it.
Ah...I think I'm ready to tackle anything with my fine assortment of short and long, hard and soft hairbrushes.
[flips the entire garage over] I flipped it, Eddy.
Well, I can read it.
Ed's Pet 'Boutick' is open for business.
Anything good on Double D?
Ooh there's a documentary on mollusks.
Boring. How about 'Bob: Defender of the Bunion People'?
It seems the fly has lodged itself into Eddy's voice box, disabling his ability to talk.
[plucks one of Eddy's hairs off of his head. Eddy silently yells in pain] Eddy can't talk.
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