Ed! What are you doing in my bed?
I can't sleep, Eddy. I keep thinking; how can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?
Ed, get out of my room!
Ow, my buttocks hurt. [looks at the lava lamp] Why does goo float?
Hit the road! [Ed eats it] Wha? My lamp!
Eddy, why don't birds just take a bus south for the winter? Eddy, when you close the fridge door, does the little light stay on?
Go home!
Hello light. Hello light. Hello light. Hello light. Hello light. [in the morning] Eddy, carrots are good for your eyes, can it dial a phone?
If you're gonna strain your peanut brain think of something more important. Like...how to get your face on a dollar bill.
Eddy, why is someone in the kitchen with Dinah?
Uh, Double D up yet?
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