GAAAAME NIIIGHT!!!
Oh, no.
Ready for a relaxing night in?
You know how competitive he gets when he's trying to best an enemy? On Game Night, we are the enemies.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[whispering to Donald] If we lose, you're out of the will.
I was in the will?
[Scrooge keeps guessing Donald's pantomimes correctly]
Oh, so that's why he picked Donald.
He spent 30 years guessing what Donald was saying, he must get good at non-verbal communication.
Time!
It was a Mermanticore!
[offended] That was a Mermanticore?! THIS is a Mermanticore!
Mr. McDuck and Donald scored 34.
[after Gyro and Launchpad have been shrunk] Louie, I know this is our night off, but we gotta do something.
Why? Gyro's a genius, and Launchpad has crashed so many times, I'm convinced he may be immortal!
[after Launchpad calls, after nearly getting crushed by a jenga tower, causing an emotional joyous reaction from Huey and Louie] It's nice to talk to friends on the phone. It's so much more personal than texting!
Behold, the final challenge. Scroogeopoly! The thrilling game of finance and property acquisition.
The final challenger feels extremely rigged. Your face is literally on the box.
I have 13 different apologies depending on how mad you are.
[coldly] Close the door.
Oh, you're that mad.
Do you know how I made my fortune?
Yes. By being tougher than the toughies, and smarter than the smarties.
And sharper than the sharpies. People don't know about that one. The ability to read a situation and see all the shortcuts and the possibilities. Your mother could do it. So can you.
I can?
I should have seen it, the way you were picking apart those adventures earlier. The "whoa," the "wait, what," the "aah." If you apply that gift, you might be a bigger billionaire than I am one day. [gives Louie the idol] Here. It's not a Number One Dime, but it's a start.
Now here's the amazing part. The vascular cambium displays three distinct growth rings the exact same distance apart. Factoring out drop deformities, this tree Scrooge found experienced three leap years in a row!
[wrapped in a towel while soaking wet; annoyed] You dragged me out of the bath for this? What are you doing now?
Tasting for resin samples. They can… Ow. Splinter.
I said, don't interrupt me unless something exciting happens.
What's more exciting than dendrochronology?
Ghouls, goblins, time paradoxes, daring quests that will cement our names in history. You get the idea.
[as his can-phone rings] Do not answer that. [sighs] That can is your Cousin Fethry calling from a top-secret deep-sea laboratory.
Top secret?!
Deep-sea laboratory?!
Don't get too excited. Fethry's a bit... well, he's, uh...
He's cuckoo bananas.
Best to ignore it. Every time we get a call from Fethry, we rush down there just to go on some fool's errand wrapped up in a needlessly dangerous adventure. With rambling lectures...
And the explosions...
And avoiding that mega-tsunami...
And the explosions...
All to see a barnacle formation in the shape of a tractor or some such nonsense.
Big waste of time.
Perhaps we'll discover a bold new species they'll name after me. "Deweybiggus Magnificus." No, no, no, wait. "The Great Blue Dewfin."
Mmmm…
Meh, more thinking it. How about "The Dewfish?"
There's already a Dewfish, commonly known as the freshwater catfish.
Ew, gross! No. Gotta fix that and give the name to something cooler.
OOceanika
[seductivly] Launchpad! Oh, Launchpad!
Oceanika? Is that you, my love?
[appearing upside down in front of Huey and Dewey, startling them] WARNING! [Huey and Dewey both scream] Never drink sea water! Tempting as it is, it'll just make you thirstier. [excitedly] Hooray, little Donalds! You are here!
Donalds? I'd like you to meet our distinguished team.
[excited] Oooooh!
[holding a jar of bioluminescent shrimp] Team, meet Lil' Donalds One and Two. Boys, meet Charles, Sylvia, Cameron, Philippe, Fish Breath, Simone, Virgil, Beverly, Nicholas, Alistair, Benji, Dr. Krill, and of course, the ever-feisty Hans.
Uhhh...
That's the team?!
Mhmm. Their natural bioluminescence can light our way if need be. It guarantees we always have a light source as we go deeper.
See? Not weird. Brilliant and resourceful and-
He's singing to them.
Am I right that this is the bathypelagic zone we're approaching?
Down here we call it the deep deep total absolute very very bottom zone. It's easier to remember.
Whoa. Like a mirror into your future.
Come on. I mean, sure, we're both clearly brilliant, but we're not that similar.
Okay, okay. You both have the "nerd out" gene, you're both obsessed with weird stuff, you both wear red caps that you never take off.
HFHuey & Fethry
[pull out their Junior Woodchuck Guidebooks; in unison] The Junior Woodchuck Guidebook states that a warm head breeds warm, healthy thoughts. [Huey trails off into an interrogation at the last part]
Ah, always good to see a fellow Chucker.
[nervously] I'm not that into the Junior Woodchucks. More of a part-time hobby.
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