[talking about giving Duckman a "love potion" to increase his appeal to women] Given your proven record of mindbogglingly destructive excess we felt giving you more than that would be like giving Michael Jackson a drum of peanut oil and some Cub Scouts. Allegedly.
S4 E6Bonfire of the Panties
S4 E7Role With It
NANative American
Remember always -- our strength comes from our blood, from our family.
[Duckman and his family pass in a car, bickering loudly]
[The Native stares blankly and sheds a tear]
And you two are... what are you two again?
FUFluffy and Uranus
We're Mr. Duckman's assistants.
Ha! They're just here so Duckman can take phoney-baloney tax write-offs.
So?
Dad, it's illegal.
Used to be, Mambo, but thanks to right-wing religious nutballs, it's now a sacred duty to God and America to disobey whatever laws you don't agree with! Err, which reminds me - if any G-men come sniffing around, we don't have automatic weapons stockpiled in the basement, okay?
CCharlie
But we don't.
Riiight...
Duckman, I've never met anyone like you, and I don't know you well, but this much I do know about you - you'll fight to have your steak just right, you'll fight not to have to wear a jacket, and you've fought like hell over a hundred times today to get a peek down my blouse.
This is why I got into psychology - to find complex answers to people's real problems. Of course, then I found out where the big money was: making up problems and giving people easy answers to them. So I'm gonna forget this whole thing happened.
I already have! Let's go, gang!
S4 E28Four Weddings Inconceivable
[At the end of the episode...]
WWoman
Stop! Stop the wedding!
Sold, Sally! Too late! You should've... [gasps]
FUFluffy and Uranus
[gasp]
BKBernice, King Chicken, and Beverly
[gasp]
[The woman turns out to be Beatrice, Duckman's supposedly deceased wife]
Beatrice.
Beatrice?!
Beatrice?!
BBeverly
Beatrice.
HCHoney Chicken
Who's Beatrice?
My wife. Uh, my, uh, my first wife. I-I mean... [to Beatrice] You're alive.
BBeatrice
Well, yeah. Sure I am. Didn't Cornfed ever tell you?
[The crowd gasps]
Uh... Duckman, I can explain.
[Beatrice and Duckman stare at each other for a moment]
[To be continued...?]
[the episode ends.]
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