NANative American
Remember always -- our strength comes from our blood, from our family.
[Duckman and his family pass in a car, bickering loudly]
[The Native stares blankly and sheds a tear]
“Role With It” · Season 4, Episode 7
In this episode: Dr. Susan Fox (3), Eric T. Duckman (2), Aunt Bernice (1), Fluffy (1), Uranus (1), Mambo (1)
And you two are... what are you two again?
FUFluffy and Uranus
We're Mr. Duckman's assistants.
Ha! They're just here so Duckman can take phoney-baloney tax write-offs.
So?
Dad, it's illegal.
Used to be, Mambo, but thanks to right-wing religious nutballs, it's now a sacred duty to God and America to disobey whatever laws you don't agree with! Err, which reminds me - if any G-men come sniffing around, we don't have automatic weapons stockpiled in the basement, okay?
CCharlie
But we don't.
Riiight...
Duckman, I've never met anyone like you, and I don't know you well, but this much I do know about you - you'll fight to have your steak just right, you'll fight not to have to wear a jacket, and you've fought like hell over a hundred times today to get a peek down my blouse.
This is why I got into psychology - to find complex answers to people's real problems. Of course, then I found out where the big money was: making up problems and giving people easy answers to them. So I'm gonna forget this whole thing happened.
I already have! Let's go, gang!
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