Dr. Susan Fox
And you two are... what are you two again?
Fluffy and Uranus
We're Mr. Duckman's assistants.
Bernice
Ha! They're just here so Duckman can take phoney-baloney tax write-offs.
Duckman
So?
Mambo
Dad, it's illegal.
Duckman
Used to be, Mambo, but thanks to right-wing religious nutballs, it's now a sacred duty to God and America to disobey whatever laws you don't agree with! Err, which reminds me - if any G-men come sniffing around, we don't have automatic weapons stockpiled in the basement, okay?
Charlie
But we don't.
Duckman
Riiight...
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