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S4 E7

Duckman · Season 4, Episode 7

Dr. Susan Fox, Fluffy and Uranus and others in “Role With It”

Dr. Susan Fox

And you two are... what are you two again?

Fluffy and Uranus

We're Mr. Duckman's assistants.

Bernice

Ha! They're just here so Duckman can take phoney-baloney tax write-offs.

Duckman

So?

Mambo

Dad, it's illegal.

Duckman

Used to be, Mambo, but thanks to right-wing religious nutballs, it's now a sacred duty to God and America to disobey whatever laws you don't agree with! Err, which reminds me - if any G-men come sniffing around, we don't have automatic weapons stockpiled in the basement, okay?

Charlie

But we don't.

Duckman

Riiight...

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