A character in Duckman
Voiced by Gregg Berger
Duckman · 48 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Duckman: in 17 of its 48 quotes
Most scenes with: Eric T. Duckman (13), Aunt Bernice (3), Fluffy (2)
Listen to me, Corny. I'm more than just your partner - I'm someone who owes you money, and instead of that money, I'm gonna give you some priceless advice: don't throw your life away for that walking hefty bag!
CornfedYou've insulted the woman I love. In the centuries-old tradition of my family, I challenge you to a duel to the death.
You never mentioned that tradition before.
CornfedDad's making another tape...
[At the end of the episode...]
Stop! Stop the wedding!
Sold, Sally! Too late! You should've... [gasps]
[gasp]
[gasp]
[The woman turns out to be Beatrice, Duckman's supposedly deceased wife]
Beatrice.
Beatrice?!
Beatrice?!
Beatrice.
Who's Beatrice?
My wife. Uh, my, uh, my first wife. I-I mean... [to Beatrice] You're alive.
Well, yeah. Sure I am. Didn't Cornfed ever tell you?
[The crowd gasps]
CornfedUh... Duckman, I can explain.
[Beatrice and Duckman stare at each other for a moment]
[To be continued...?]
[the episode ends.]
Eric T. DuckmanJason Alexander · 37 quotes
Aunt BerniceNancy Travis · 10 quotes
FluffyPat Musick · 5 quotes
UranusPat Musick · 5 quotes
AjaxDweezil Zappa · 3 quotes
CCharlesDana Hill/Pat Musick · 3 quotes
Dr. Susan FoxDana Delany · 3 quotes
King ChickenTim Curry · 3 quotes
MamboE.G. Daily · 3 quotes
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