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S3 E11

Duckman · Season 3, Episode 11

Duckman and Cornfed in “Pig Amok”

Duckman

Listen to me, Corny. I'm more than just your partner - I'm someone who owes you money, and instead of that money, I'm gonna give you some priceless advice: don't throw your life away for that walking hefty bag!

Cornfed

You've insulted the woman I love. In the centuries-old tradition of my family, I challenge you to a duel to the death.

Duckman

You never mentioned that tradition before.

Cornfed

Dad's making another tape...

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