Duckman
Listen to me, Corny. I'm more than just your partner - I'm someone who owes you money, and instead of that money, I'm gonna give you some priceless advice: don't throw your life away for that walking hefty bag!
Cornfed
You've insulted the woman I love. In the centuries-old tradition of my family, I challenge you to a duel to the death.
Duckman
You never mentioned that tradition before.
Cornfed
Dad's making another tape...
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