Dragon Ball Z Season 8 quotes

Goku

My old master likes girly magazines. We'll get you some!

Gohan

Oh boy! Uh, dad...

Supreme Kai

Goku, please! How inappropriate!

Elder Kai

Hmph! I have no need for such things. With my omniscient vision, I can see girls playing volleyball on the beach! Heh heh!

Supreme Kai

You call yourself a Kai!?

Goku

Hey, old man! How 'bout we get you a date with a real live Earth woman!?

Elder Kai

Is she a good kisser?

Goku

Yeah, of course.

Elder Kai

Eheh heh heh...heh heh heh heh...

Goku

[to himself] What luck...this guy's just like Master Roshi...

Gohan

Dad, are you nuts! How are you going to find someone that wants to kiss that guy?

Goku

Hey, don't worry. I can't go back to Earth, but you can. This is all too simple. You can handle it, son. It might require a little sacrifice though. Can you get Videl to do it?

Gohan

Dad! I'm not gonna ask my girlfriend to kiss that old relic!

Goku

Okay, okay. Sheesh. Who else do we know...?

Elder Kai

Funny though...I always thought it would be a Kai that broke the Z sword and rescued me, but you're more of a shoe-shine boy than a hero, huh? The Kai's been rescued by mere mortals. Things have sure gone downhill.

Supreme Kai

Well, sir. I've always tried my best...

Krillin

So...uh...if you could fuse together with somebody and it could be anyone in the world, who would it be? Now, I mean...hypothetically...

Master Roshi

Gosh, that's a tough one, but I think I'd pick your old girlfriend, Maron.

Krillin

Heh heh heh heh heh heh! Right on! Bald and beautiful! So deadly!

Master Roshi

[after Goten and Trunks botch the fusion and fuse into a deformed version of Gotenks] He's my age!

Krillin

No, older.

Videl

[after Goten and Trunks fuse into Gotenks] Wow, he's a cutie.

Bulma

I think he favors Trunks a little bit. What do you think, Chi-Chi?

Chi-Chi

The nose, yes. The eyes, no.

Videl

He's got fabulous energy. Does it matter who he looks like? But, he does have Goten's hair.

Gotenks

If you're looking for the guy who just turned you into a doughnut, that would be me. Hello. You're going to wish that we never met!

Majin Buu

Buu no wish! Buu make boy dead!

Gotenks

No no no. Boy make Buu dead. Yes yes.

Piccolo

From now on, we do things my way! Tomorrow, you are going to fight Buu as a Super Saiyan and until then, we train! Understood, Trunkten!?

Mister Popo

Actually, it's Gotenks...

Piccolo

What!?

Mister Popo

His name. It's...uh...Gotenks...

Piccolo

His name is mud as far as I'm concerned!

Piccolo

No fighter that has ever won a victory did so using his fists alone. All battles are won before they are even fought, and do you know how?

Trunks

By planning?

Piccolo

That's right.

Hercule Satan

I was told a long time ago that the most important key to victory is the element of surprise.

Majin Buu

[to Hercule Satan] So, do you want to be candy, cookie, or pudding when Buu eats you?

Majin Buu

This candy made from people good! Try some! You eat!

Hercule Satan

Oh, of course. Human candy is some of my favorite stuff in the world.

Hercule Satan

[to Majin Buu] Say, Mister Buu...are ya hungry at all? I don't mean ta brag, but I'm a pretty good cook. What d'ya say, hmm?

Van Zant

[after Van Zant kills an old lady with his sniper] Yeah! One shot and she's down!

You really think that's the right thing to do?

Van Zant

Smitty, it's the end of the world! Majin Buu's going around killing everyone! Why shouldn't I? All bets are off now when I'm cashing my chips in! I'm gonna do everything I ever wanted to do! Like murder! You should give it a shot, if you know what I mean.

Hercule Satan

Wait. Where are you going?

Majin Buu

Buu kill more people now.

Hercule Satan

Uh!?

Majin Buu

You want kill people too?

Hercule Satan

I'm really more of a chef than a fighter.

Hercule Satan

[to himself, about Majin Buu] Tubby won't even know what hit 'im! I got enough dynamite here to blow up a tank! All I have to do is push this little button, and it's goodbye Majin Buu. They're gonna have to scrape 'im off the walls after this blast. Yeah! And I'll be the man who saved the world again!