Dragon Ball Z · Season 3
[Frieza is drinking wine as Zarbon walks in] Lord Frieza! King Vegeta has arrived, escorted by a squadron of his men and he's requested an audience with you. Lord Frieza?
Zarbon, the last time I had my hearing checked, it was just fine.
Right.
Open the doors.
As you wish, sire.
[Frieza's wine spills on his leg because of King Vegeta's attack inside the ship] Why, those nasty monkeys. Zarbon, go ahead and open my door. Vegeta wanted an audience with me and that's what he's going to get.
Right.
This is no way for guests on my ship to behave!
I say we torch the whole barrel of monkeys. What do you say, Zarbon?
Is it necessary now that King Vegeta's out of the way?
Yes, because when one revolts, the others are sure to follow. You know, monkey see...monkey do. [turns to look at planet Vegeta] Just look at all those lost sheep waiting for the good news from their king.
[to Frieza] Hey, who do you think you're fooling? You grew two inches and got rid of your armor. You call that a transformation?
Heh heh heh heh heh heh.
Huh?
Vegeta, it pains me to see you going through this. What a waste. I favored you so much. Why couldn't you just continue to obey me?
Obey? I just pretended to obey you, you fool. I've been waiting patiently for any chance I could get to destroy you once and for all.
Yes, you're just like your father aren't you? The good king. You probably don't remember your father very well, do you Vegeta?
[while Frieza transforms] Oh crap!
Unbelievable! Absolute madness!
It was nice knowin' you Krillin.
Yeah...so long Gohan.
[after completing transformation] Heh heh heh! Well, this is it! I hope you're not disappointed!
[sarcastic] Oh...I beg of you...please don't hurt little old me.
The pain that you have caused me...I will return it ten-fold!
[after blasting Frieza from behind] Alright! Rule number one, never turn your back...when you're up against Vegeta!
Don't look so surprised Vegeta! I'll be right with you, but first I must exterminate the mighty midget.
[when crushing Gohan's head into the ground] Sometimes, you just gotta put your foot down when it comes to kids. Bye bye brat.
These Earth scum tricksters. They're just like weeds. You have to get 'em by the root!
[while chasing Krillin] What fun! I love cat and mouse! This one's even small enough to eat! Yum!
[after Krillin dives into water to escape from Frieza] Ah...just what I needed. A little fishing to relax my nerves. I left my fishing rod at home. So I guess I'll have to blast him out!
[about Frieza] I see. King Kai thinks he's unbeatable. We'll find out.
You're right. We will. But who are you? Just another weak Namekian? Wait, I recognize you. You're the one we destroyed so easily on Earth. I can't believe these fools wasted their wishes bringing you back to life.
Do me a favor. Just keep your big mouth shut. Then, after we beat Frieza, it'll be you and me...head to head.
Yeah...like that's actually going to happen. Heh heh heh. Ha. I guess some people just aren't satisfied with dying only once, are they?
I suggest you go about your business Namekian. As of yet, I haven't decided to kill you, but I'm real close. Now go before its too late. Please, it would ease my conscience knowing that I spared one of you.
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