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S1 E15Unfinished Business

What a day. This is great, all of us here together.

Really. Hey, speaking of together, are you guys officially dating?

[shy] Well...sort of. We're not boyfriend and girlfriend.

Huh? Oh, so we're still free to date other people? Well then. [to Yamcha] What do you say we go out?

Yeah...uh...sure. Why not? [Bulma pulls Yamcha's ear]

Say what?

My goodness.

Come on Bulma. We were joking. Right, tell her Maron.

No, I'm serious.

Oh no.

Enough kidding around. Maron, you haven't said much about Krillin. What makes him so special to you?

Gosh. That's a good one. [pause] Uh...well...he's bald!

You were lucky last time. If it wasn't for that kid, I'd be sitting on your throne already.

In your dreams. I'll die before I let that happen.

Ha ha ha ha ha. Oh my. I couldn't have said it any better myself. I'm taking over and you are going to die!

You see, boys...our army of darkness has always been here. We just have to wake it up.

You're a genius lord Garlic. What a brilliant plan.

Yeah. You've really outdone yourself this time boss.

Why, thank you. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Come on. Loosen up.

Huh!? Who are you!?

A friend. I was invited here, but I don't think you were.

Grr...alright you! You'd better stay out of this!

Heh heh. You're just a jealous old lady. You should go home. Your grandson's obviously not here right now. But I can see why he needed to get away.

[enraged] Why you! [charging up] That does it! I hope you like black and blue 'cause you're gonna be wearing it for a while.

Babe, you've gotta be more careful.

Who? Me?

Yeah you. That's not an ordinary lady you're lookin' at there. Chi-Chi's one o' the strongest women on the planet. Even Goku's afraid of her.

You've mentioned him before. Who is he?

He's my friend. The one from outer space...remember? I told you about ten times.

Gohan, wait!

No! I'm not scared! These freaks did something to my mom!

We sure did. So?

So you'd better change her back right now!

Hee hee hee. We can't, you dope. Only the sacred water kept at Kami's lookout can do that.

Sacred water?

That's right. But Kami's on an extended leave of absence.

Too bad ey? But don't worry. Our boss is guardian now. Garlic Junior.

Grr...

Oh, I see you remember 'im. Lord Garlic will be pleased.

Yes. Indeed he will.

Give up kid. You're outnumbered.

[to Gohan] It's no use kid. The more you struggle, the tighter the hold becomes. It's hard to believe that a small fry like you trapped Garlic Junior in the dead zone. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Good, yeah. This'll be fun!

Fun? You slither around in the darkness waiting to capitalize on people's weaknesses, and you call that fun?

Garlic Junior can destroy you anytime Piccolo. He has Kami held captive you fool!

What? Garlic Junior's back?

Admit it. You've always had a fascination with the dark side Piccolo. Why don't you join Garlic Junior now while you still can? He's about to take over the planet.

Yeah right. Don't make me laugh. Come on, how could someone stupid enough to get caught in his own trap take over a planet friend?

Ey! Watch your mouth!

You're gonna wish you never said that lizard boy.

You're lucky that lord Garlic ordered us ta take you in alive or I'd finish you off right now.

How did your brainless boss escape the dead zone?

Alright, that's it. You're dead.

Hey...heh heh heh. Settle down, Vinegar. He's just trying to get you riled up. I'll answer your question Piccolo, if you really want to know. [pointing upward] The power of the Makyo Star.

Go on. How?

Ah yes. Now I have your attention. Not long ago, the autumnal equinox was on the first point of libra. Heralding this auspicious moment for the dark side was the Makyo Star, whose proximity to the Earth provided an incredible source of power to all creatures of the night. This rare alignment of the planets and stars occurs only once every twelve thousand years. At no other time is man more susceptible to evil than this. It is a time when the powers of darkness are at their zenith and the unseen lower forces dominate the Earth. Garlic Junior used this influx of dark energy as a springboard to shatter his prison and escape it forever. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. You don't get it do you? Garlic Junior is the new guardian of the Earth. He's taken over Kami's lookout and is seated quite comfortably on the throne. Kami and Popo are just mantle pieces now, looking on hopelessly from their little glass jars.

Huh?

Uh?

Great. We're in trouble.

The beautiful part about it all is that with the black water mist, we hardly have to raise a finger. Just look how eager your friends are to help us. We're gods to these plebians.

We're like celebrities to all these people, kinda like the role models an' all!

Yeah! Dig it man! You should join us! You would love it. They worship us. And soon they're gonna be like that for good.

Huh?

What!? For good?

Once twenty four hours passes by, the change becomes permanent. Not even the sacred water can change them back.

Heh heh heh heh. You came here looking to fight us, but the battle has already been won. There's no one left to fight for, nobody wants your help. Can't you understand that? Just look. Look at your friends. Do they look like they're waiting for a knight in shining armor to come and rescue them? Who do you think you're fooling anyway? You haven't really changed. So drop the goody two-shoes act and join us. Or oppose us and suffer like you've never suffered before. Your choice. Well?

[about Piccolo] His Namekian body is having a strong reaction to the venom.

Too bad. Lets put him out of his misery.

Vinegar, stop. We mustn't kill poor Piccolo. Without him, we won't be able to use the dragonballs.

Do I get to kill him later then?

'fraid not. Why should we hurt a friend? If you're bitten by someone who's been infected by the black water mist, you become just like them. Piccolo's one of us. Yes, wake up. You're part of the family now.

SSoldier

[in a battlefield of dead bodies] My word. So this is what my people get for being loyal servants to Frieza. How could he order Vegeta to do this to us after all we've done for him?

Fool! No one tells me what to do anymore! Especially Frieza!

SSoldier

You dare to defy Frieza? [Vegeta lifts the soldier by his uniform]

Look! I did not come here to fight with you! It was you and your idiotic friends that started it in the first place, now tell me where Goku is!

SSoldier

I've never even heard of him.

If you're lying to me, I will rip your head off!

SSoldier

Heh! We're protected under Frieza's treaty. You're the one who's going to get it.

Really? Is that so? The treaty you signed with Frieza is no longer valid! Because in order for a treaty to exist, the one who signed it must be alive and Frieza's dead. A Saiyan by the name of Goku destroyed him.

SSoldier

Frieza killed by a...a monkey? What a joke.

Ha ha ha ha. I don't remember telling a joke, bird-face!

SSoldier

Grr... [the soldier pulls his blaster up to shoot Vegeta and Vegeta crushed it with his hand] Ahh...

You just made my day. [Vegeta blasts the soldier to death]

[to Gohan and Krillin] Well boys, what do you think of Piccolo now? He's all set to serve Garlic Junior. That's because he's become part of our family! He's one of us kid. Just like your mother is.

Ah, I see the son of Goku has arrived. I believe your name is...Gohan, right? Welcome here, my friend. I hope you don't mind but...heh heh...I have a question for you. I want to know where your father is.

My father?

Precisely. I must find him in order to carry out my revenge. Once that is accomplished, then both you and he will pay double for your failed attempt to defeat me.

No.

Even though now I rule the Earth, that isn't good enough until I exact my revenge upon you two. So young Gohan, tell me where your dear father is hiding. And I warn you, don't try to be smart.

My dad would never hide from the likes of you. And besides, where he is, he doesn't even know your evil kind exist.

Where he is...what do you mean by that?

I'll never tell.

Huh?

So don't bother to ask me that question again!

Alright, you heard him. Why don't we get started. Prepare ta get whooped!

Hey, don't whoop him too bad. Save some for me.

But two against one wouldn't be fair, would it?

Ah, like they say...all's fair in love and war. Hee hee hee hee hee. Come on kid, lets play. I haven't got all day.

Aha ha ha ha. Oh, isn't this wonderful Kami? I've always believed that revenge is so sweet.

What are you waiting for? Well, if you're not gonna make a move, then I guess I will. [Salt pummels Gohan]

Gohan, I'm comin'!

Hey, hold on! Where ya goin'? It's my turn ta play with you! [Mustard repeatedly slams his knees into Krillin's face]

[while pummeling Gohan] Aha! What's wrong kid!? You don't wanna fight with me? Oh please! I thought the son o' Goku was a little tougher than this! My sister can take a punch better than you!

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