Dragon Ball Z quotes

Majin Buu

Buu needs money for ice cream, Buu want ice cream, but Buu needs money for ice cream, so Buu want money.

If Vegeta and Trunks think they could just fly off every time the shopping takes more than an hour, they've got another thing coming!

[to Gotenks] If I were you guys, I'd stay fused together so Chi-Chi could only spank you once!

[to a pterodactyl] I have a family of my own I need to tend to. Two boys and a wife. An extremely angry wife who probably wants to kill me right now.

So, then guardians aren't forbidden to attend parties?

Dende

If they are, it's a bit late now.

[Goku hasn't shown up to the party] It's just not the same without him, is it?

Gosh. You really care for Goku. Hey, I know! How 'bout we trade mates! Vegeta for Goku!

Huh?

Vegeta's not as sweet, but he's certainly more dependable. I think it evens out.

Hmm... [everyone laughs]

Yamcha

Hey, I'm available, ladies! What do ya say, huh?

We're talking an even trade. We don't want a downgrade.

[to Gohan, after arriving late] Where's your mother?

I'll tell you where I am! On lonely street! When you were dead, you had an excuse! But now it's just shameless neglect!

So dad, what was the most weirdest part of the day?

Well, I'll tell ya! I've eaten plenty of fish, but that's the first time one ate me!

What? Say it.

Well, it's uh... just that you look middle aged.

Shut your rude mouth! I'll have you know that most people think I look good for my age! Excuse me for not being an alien monster that never changes!

Vegeta

We Saiyans evolved as a warrior race. We retain our youthfulness so we can fight longer.

Hmph! I guess your race didn't evolve with enough brains to have good manners!

You can't beat those stadium hot dogs!

Vegeta

Hot dogs? Enough already. Tell me the real reason you're fighting.

Okay. But I'd really rather talk about hot dogs!

Vegeta

So your son has the same slack attitude as mine.

Heh heh heh heh heh heh. Well, it's easy to get a little soft in times of peace.

Vegeta

Pan has the right attitude. I'm going to enter as well. And guess what else? Trunks is entering. Aren't you, son?

Trunks

Huh?

Vegeta

If you don't, I'll cut your allowance in half!

Trunks

[when entering the World Tournament stadium] Hey, Goten, who was it that won last time we fought here?

That was last time.

[to Pan] Oh, I see. Messin' with Wild Tiger? Well, that's not too smart. Dumb kid.

Heaven help me. What am I gonna do? I... I promised everyone that I would win the prize and come back with lots of food. I can't go back empty-handed.