[about Earth's people] Darn those idiots! Don't they care about their own world? They're like children! Everything has to be done for them! When are you going to grow up! Can't you Earthlings do anything for yourselves?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Heh heh heh heh heh. Vegeta is a master tactician. His plan is excellent. Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh. Except for one thing. He put his faith in a plebeian race from the Dark Ages. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I finally get to see those monkeys fry! Ha ha ha ha ha!
[to the people of Earth] Stand up for your planet. Raise your hands. Lend your strength. And get rid of Majin Buu before he gets rid of you.
UUpa
[about Goku] Hey, father. Who is that?
BBora
Well, I think you know. The scar on my chest reminds us. It's Goku, our friend, who rescued me from death itself. There's no doubt.
A1Android 17
[about Goku] It's been a long time since I heard that voice. [Android 17 sees two hunters walking in the woods and points his shotgun at them so they can raise their hands for Goku's Spirit Bomb] Well, what do we have here? Two more volunteers.
H1Hunter 1
No way.
H2Hunter 2
Yeah, I forgot her anniversary.
H1Hunter 1
Aw, man. [The two hunters raise their hands out of fright when they see Android 17 is pointing his shotgun at them]
A1Android 17
Hey, you beat me to it. [Android 17 raises his hand]
No way. I won't let it happen. No pink mutant freak is going to defeat me!
[to the people of Earth] What's wrong with you ingrates? Can't you lend us a hand? Come on! How many times have I saved you people, huh?
[about Mister Satan convincing the people of Earth to provide their energy for Goku's Spirit Bomb] Go champ. I don't believe it. That guy. I swear. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
[about Goku] How preposterous. He would lose just to save Vegeta?
Heh heh heh. That Saiyan is such a sucker.
[to himself] Buu! I hope you die, you spoiled brat!
Don't disgrace our efforts with your sentimental rubbish! Launch the bomb!
GGoku
No! You're the one who got us this far!
GGoku
[after seeing Hercule grab and save Vegeta] He's got Vegeta! Ah! Way to go, champ! You really are a hero!
[after Vegeta tells Hercule to take more energy from the Earthlings, although they might die as a result of losing too much energy] Oh, please forgive me. But I can't. I can't. It would destroy me.
What do you mean?
I've been a shameless fake my whole life. But they believed me. They loved me. So if I turn my back on them now, what will it make me?
Grr...
Not even I could sink that low. It would be worse than death to betray them like that.
GGoku
[to Kid Buu] Maybe you'll come back someday as...as a better person, I hope. I'd like that. Perhaps we'll have a little one on one.
[about Majin Buu] He fought that Evil Buu with all he had.
Oh, right! And what if he's not all gone!? What if he blows his stack again and produces another killing machine!? What then!?
Well, I don't know.
Well, I do! It would mean the end of the world! You might be willing to take that gamble! But I'm not!
GGoku
Lets see. I guess we could keep Buu indoors and away from everyone for the first six months. Then we could use the Dragon Balls to wish the Earthling's memory of Buu away. See, it's that simple.
Yeah, sure. Just wish it away. Great. Eh...
GGoku
Well, then. It's all settled, right?
Yes, that's a brilliant idea... if you don't have a brain!
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