Dragon Ball Z quotes

[to Frieza] Your evil deeds are like a noose around your neck!

It can't be! Hey! Why can't I hit you? Just tell me!

You didn't say please.

Please...what? Please!? You! Alright then! Please! [Frieza blasts Goku right in the face but it has no effect] Huh!?

You can destroy planets, but you can never destroy what I am, friend!

[fear stricken] You...what...what are you?

I am the hope of the universe. I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent. I am the light in the darkness. I am truth. Ally to good! Nightmare to you!

[to Goku] Bah! Super Saiyan! So, out of the whole barrel of monkeys, one finally made good! Heh heh heh. Vegeta...he was sure that he was the one. Ha ha ha, when he was a boy, that legend was his only comfort. He tried so hard and failed. What a dope! He thought he was a jewel but he was just a dirt clot.

Listen! Don't you men get it!? There are no individual races anymore! There are only two kinds of people now! Those who obey Frieza, and those who disobey him...and they never live very long! So which kind of people are we? Do we support Frieza? Good! It's better than dying, take my word. Now get back to work, you bums.

I'd destroy us both before I'd let you live. Either way, you'll never make it out of here alive!

We'll see about that.

[Frieza makes his death ball] Guess what? I just had a brilliant idea. I figured out how to beat you!

Huh?

Your power is amazing, but there's more to winning than that! Sometimes, it's the smartest one who wins, not the strongest. Heh heh heh heh ha ha ha ha! Aha ha ha ha!

Huh!?

Now say goodbye to Namek! [Frieza throws his death ball at Namek] Die, planet, die!

It looks like Frieza won this one my friends. Goku had Frieza against the ropes. With his new power, Goku had Frieza totally outclassed in strength and speed.

Yamcha

Then how? What went wrong?

Maybe Goku's still okay.

No. I wish that were possible Chiaotzu. Frieza got desperate. He was losing the battle, so he used his trump card. He couldn't beat Goku, so he destroyed Namek.

Yamcha

Destroyed Namek? But then, that means...

That means that there was no longer any atmosphere or air for them to breathe. I'm afraid it's all over.

Darn. I held back too much power.

So, you couldn't do it. You couldn't go through with it after all, huh?

Huh?

I don't blame you. Destroying both of us to make sure that I don't win isn't any way to fight. It's just another way of giving up.

You still don't get it, do you? Heh heh heh heh heh. I didn't plan on destroying myself, just you and the planet.

Hm?

I can breathe in space and you can't. That means if the planet goes, then you won't have any more air to live on. And I shall be victorious. Five minutes. That's how long you have. This planet is still going to blow, the core has been completely disintegrated.

Hmph. Five minutes is all that I need. It won't even take me that long to beat you and leave with my friends on my spaceship.

You underestimate me. The true depth of my power escapes you. Well then, it's time that you experience the ultimate Frieza! Yes, a very rare occurrence indeed. One hundred percent of my true power! You never really had a chance to beat me! It's over!

Can your body handle the stress from all that power?

Hmph.

Well, I don't think that it can! In any case, I'm not going to give you the time you need to power up! This battle ends right now!

Those rotten skunks! This is it! I'm one ticked off damsel in distress!

[through telepathic conversation] Goku! This is King Kai! Can you hear me? Goku, please answer me! This is King Kai calling. Now look, I know you can hear me, Goku! You're just like all the others! You learn what I have to teach you and then you forget about the teacher! If you don't answer me, I'm going to start telling jokes, and I've got a million of 'em! Okay then, here goes. What did the penguin say to the astronaut?

Alright, alright. I'm here King Kai. What is it?

Goku, why aren't you attacking Frieza? He's about to reach his maximum! This could be your last chance!

I want him to reach his maximum! I wanna fight him when he's at his best!

What!? That's crazy! Ahh...Goku...is it possible that your new power has altered your judgement!? Think about it!

There are only three things that could cause this transmission to fail. One...the darn thing's broke...uh...two...the whole ship's been destroyed somehow...and then there's three...interference from a series of electromagnetic waves, which means the planet's axis...it's being stretched or compressed.

Goodness! What does it mean when the axis distorts?

Um...uh...well it means...uh...hmm...well a sudden change like that could mean only one thing. I'm afraid that the planet's core has become unstable. It's um...gonna blow!

What!?

Frieza! Let's do this while we're still young! I will let you reach your maximum so there's no doubt who the strongest was when this is over. I could've already beaten you by now, but when you lose, I want you to know for certain that you gave it everything you have. That even at its fullest, your power was no match for mine!

Alright, big guy. Whatever turns you on.

[while struggling to get loose from Goku's grasp] Let go of me, you no good stinkin' dirty Saiyan!

Not today! So this is it, huh? Your true power. Well, I'm not impressed!

Why you! You'll be much more impressed when you're dead!

I wouldn't count on it.

Man, this is crazy! It's falling apart. My gosh, this is scary. This thing can blow at any second. This is bad. This is gonna be the end.

Hey. Think positive.

How dare you, you twerp!? You have no idea what I've been through, do you? It's been horrible.

Well, look on the bright side.

Bright side? I've been chased by dinosaurs, I had my body stolen by a crazy frog, I was nearly crushed to death, I have major rio and my legs are so bristly, I feel like a cactus, so tell me, what's the bright side?

As an expert on destroying planets, I'd say that you're just about out of time. Agreed? And yet you're standing there like a statue waiting for me to make the first move. It doesn't make any sense. The longer you wait, the worst your chances are. I know. You're stalling. Giving those kids a chance to escape. That's it. Heh heh heh heh heh. Well, that's okay. They'll be my next targets. It shouldn't be too hard to track them down, should it?

Well, that depends. If you're dead, it will be.

Well, I'm not traveling across the galaxy with a shady character like Piccolo on board, who do you think I am? There's no telling what he might do once we're in deep space in the middle of nowhere. There's just no way! If he stays, you can count me out!

But he's not bad. He's good, really. And that's the truth. He's coming, or we're not going anywhere!

Huh! Now look Gohan. Piccolo belongs here. It's his home. I doubt he even wants to leave here.

Grr...grr...

Right...nevermind. Heh heh. [to herself] Oh, man. This is just great. How do I get myself into these predicaments?