Dr. Brief and Master Roshi in “Unfinished Business”

There are only three things that could cause this transmission to fail. One...the darn thing's broke...uh...two...the whole ship's been destroyed somehow...and then there's three...interference from a series of electromagnetic waves, which means the planet's axis...it's being stretched or compressed.

Goodness! What does it mean when the axis distorts?

Um...uh...well it means...uh...hmm...well a sudden change like that could mean only one thing. I'm afraid that the planet's core has become unstable. It's um...gonna blow!

What!?