Piccolo quotes from Dragon Ball Z

[after Piccolo blasts him with his eyes] Hey, you cheated. You said no eye lasers.

Piccolo

And what if I did? You should never believe anything the enemy tells you!

Yeah, but I mean, you're not the enemy.

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Gentlemen, how would you like to make a match of this and fight our soldiers one by one? Well, answer.

Piccolo

Grrr...we're not here ta play games. And we're not going ta fight on your terms. We'll take you all on at once.

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[after Vegeta obliterates a Saibamen with a blast] Vegeta! Why?

He wasn't of any use to us anymore.

I know, but...he was alive...

Hmph.

I...I don't understand.

It would've been pointless to let him continue Nappa. He was losing, which leads me to believe he wasn't trying his hardest. Hmph. I specifically told him not to hold anything back.

Whoah! Talk about ruthless.

Piccolo

[to himself] No mercy. Even for his allies. He won't be taking prisoners. We're fighting for our lives.

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Are you okay Piccolo?

Piccolo

Yeah, I'm fine. Just a broken rib or two.

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[as Nappa slams Chiaotzu into mountains] I can't look!

Piccolo

Watch Gohan! I said watch! Don't turn away! Honor his bravery!

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[telepathically speaking to Tien while grabbing onto Nappa's back in midair] Tien, can you hear me?

Ah?

I hope my ESP is working. I have to say goodbye now.

What? What are you talking about? Chiaotzu! You're not going anywhere! Just stop it!

Grrr...heh.

I'm sorry Tien, I have to do this. Thank you for everything. You're my best friend, always.

No, don't! Chiaotzu, please! This isn't the answer!

It's the only way Tien. Don't worry. I'm not afraid. And if I can save you, then it's worth dying for. [Nappa begins to ascend, trying to spike Chiaotzu into a sharp mountain]

No! Stop it! Get off!

Goodbye Tien. Remember me! Ah...ah...

Huh...

Piccolo

Grrr...

Huh...

Grrr...... [Chiaotzu's light energy begins to envelop Nappa's body]

Chiaotzu! No!

Hmm...uh...ah...uh...uh... [Chiaotzu explodes himself on Nappa, killing himself in the process]

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Piccolo

[about Nappa] He's going to start attacking Tien, and when he does, he'll have an unguarded moment. That's when we strike.

Eh...eh...eh..eh...uhuh...

Piccolo

Alright. Good. Did you get that Gohan?

Uhuh.

That's a good plan.

Piccolo

Uh?

Nappa's too strong to fight head on.

Piccolo

Huh?

Don't take your eyes off them. You'll miss your opportunity.

Piccolo

Ha, confident, huh? Well, you just wait until Goku makes it back. We'll see if you're still so cocky.

Oh? Interesting. Who's Goku? Is he really that strong?

Piccolo

Ha ha ha ha ha. You'll find out soon.

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[to himself] Who is this Goku...? Interesting...huh...is it...?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. So much for ol' three eyes. Now then. Where were we?

Piccolo

Krillin, it looks like we're gonna have to finish this on the ground. He seems to have a greater advantage in the air.

Gotcha.

Ha ha ha ha ha. Fools. It doesn't matter where you go! I'll crush ya!

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Piccolo

We can't just give up because things aren't the way we want them to be.

Uh...

Piccolo

We need to be strong. It's up to us now.

Hm...

I'm really sorry about earlier you guys. I guess I just froze when I saw him coming at me. If it wasn't for me, Tien would still be alive.

Piccolo

It hurts doesn't it?

Uh...

Piccolo

Facing your fears would've been much less painful.

Oh....

Hey, go easy on 'im Piccolo. You know, givin' his age an' everything, I think it's a miracle he's out here at all. I mean, if it were me, I probably would've been long gone by now.

Thanks Krillin.

Piccolo

Gohan, you know how to fight. Remember your training.

But I'm not ready. We still have two hours. Maybe you can train me some more while we're waiting.

Piccolo

The training is complete. I taught you everything I know. Just go home.

But Piccolo...uh...uh...oh...

Wait Piccolo.

Piccolo

[to himself] Gohan. It's true. I taught you everything. You're ready.

Gohan, come back. Wait a second, we need you. He doesn't really want you to go. Come on, tell 'im Piccolo. Gohan! [Nappa throws a blast in front of Gohan]

Hey, you little brat!

Uh...

You better run home. We wouldn't want you getting hurt. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

You shut up you big bully!

Uh...

I'm not running away. You can't scare me anymore. I was just going to go over there to use the bathroom, if that's okay with you. You could use a shower yourself.

What's that? Speak up, kid.

Uh...grrr...

Well?

Okay! I said you smell!

Ah! Ah! Grrr...why you little runt! How dare you!? You're brave now but we'll see what happens in two hours.

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Ah...secrets, secrets. Heh. What are you fools whispering about over there?

Piccolo

That's for us to know, but you'll find out soon enough.

Heh. Sounds interesting. Well, don't keep me waiting too long. The Suspense might kill me! Ha ha ha!

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Hey! Piccolo! Leave now! I can take care of this bully by myself until my dad gets here!

Piccolo

What?

Huh?

If we lose you, then the dragonballs would disappear and we won't be able to wish any of our friends back to life.

Piccolo

Teh heh heh. Thanks for your concern Gohan. But I really don't think you can handle these guys alone.

[to Gohan] Heh ha ha ha ha ha. Just for that, you go first.

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Piccolo

It's ironic, isn't it? After all my years of training to defeat your father, I go out like this, trying to save you, his son.

Piccolo!

Piccolo

Gohan, you're the only real friend that I've ever had. I wanna thank you.

Just hold on a little longer!

Piccolo

I still remember the first day I brought you here. You were small, helpless. You've changed so much since then. The harder things got. The more determined you became. The more dangers you faced, the stronger you grew as a warrior. I know I was hard on you, but it was for your own good. You're like the son I never had. I'm proud of you.

No, please!

Piccolo

Goodbye, my friend!

No!

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I get it. I know what the deal is now. You saved Gohan's life and now it's payback time. Of course.

Piccolo

That's not it. Trust me. Please.

KKKing Kai

Alright, I will. You're the only one not acting like a rabid dog.

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Piccolo

[about fusing with Nail] Alright. You're on, but if I don't like it, you're out, understand me?

Nail

Man, you're too much. Just wait. You'll be begging to keep me around.

Piccolo

Yeah right. I doubt that. Now, tell me what to do, quick.

Nail

Right. Just keep your hand right there.

Piccolo

You can stay until we beat Frieza. After that, I'm gonna charge you rent. You got that?

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Piccolo

[about Frieza] I see. King Kai thinks he's unbeatable. We'll find out.

You're right. We will. But who are you? Just another weak Namekian? Wait, I recognize you. You're the one we destroyed so easily on Earth. I can't believe these fools wasted their wishes bringing you back to life.

Piccolo

Do me a favor. Just keep your big mouth shut. Then, after we beat Frieza, it'll be you and me...head to head.

Yeah...like that's actually going to happen. Heh heh heh. Ha. I guess some people just aren't satisfied with dying only once, are they?