Gohan quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Man, this is kinda like bein' on a game show or somethin'. Heh. I wonder who's gonna be behind door number three.

[after the Z sword breaks] Huh...oh no. Now it's...the...Z dagger...?

Raditz

Well, well, well. Look who's decided to drop in. It's little brother. Oh, and he's brought the green man with him. I was wondering who that second insignificant blip on my scouter might be. I confess, I didn't expect it to be you. What a pleasant surprise. I have to hand it to you brother, I didn't think I'd see you till tomorrow. You are a little more resourceful than I thought, and more foolish as well.

We'll see about that!

Raditz

Fair enough. So what bring you here Kakarot? Do tell. Have you already eliminated one hundred Earthlings?

I'm here to get my son back! Where is he!?

That's my daddy!

Raditz

I was afraid you said that.

Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

Raditz

You are testing my patience Kakarot! I've been more than generous with you so far! Now for the last time, I strongly recommend that you join us!

I don't care what you recommend! The answer is still no!

Wah! That hurt! Wah!

Raditz

You should listen to your big brother.

As far as I'm concerned, I don't have a brother!

Raditz

Alright then, you can have it your way Kakarot. I didn't come here to kill you, but it seems you have left me no choice. It's too bad little brother. I do think you would have found the life of a Saiyan to be quite invigorating.

Piccolo

Alright! I've heard enough talk! You know why we're here so lets get on with it! [Piccolo throws down his weighted clothing]

Huh? Piccolo!? I had no idea you trained with weighted clothing too.

Piccolo

What? Thought you were the only one? Hmm...oh yeah. I feel much lighter.

[after taking off that weighted clothing] That outta do it, Piccolo. Unless you can thing of something else

Piccolo

What am I? Your tailor?

Raditz

I'll tell you what. Seeing as how your power levels are more or less equal, why don't we make a little game out of this? We'll call it "which of you can last against me the longest?" The rules are simple. I cause you both a great deal of pain and you writhe around in agony. The loser is the first to beg for mercy.

Piccolo

Grr...grr...grrr...grrr...that's it. I don't care how strong he is. I'm not gonna stand here and listen to this. I would prefer to die.

Raditz

Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Don't you worry about it green man, we'll get to that in due time.

Hey, don't get ahead o' yourself. You haven't beaten us yet.

Raditz

Trust me Kakarot, I know an easy win when I see one. I'm a Saiyan. It's what I do.

Piccolo

Come on Goku, lets finish this guy. We'll charge him together.

Wait. Not yet. Not until what he's done with Gohan. Now where is he? Where have you hidden him?

Raditz

Right. Your little son? You think you're going to save him? Who's getting a head of himself, now?

This is the last time I'going to ask you! Where IS my son!?!

Raditz

Spare me the fatherly dramatics. You can have a last look at him, if you want. He is locked inside my space pod, behind you.

Huh?

Wah!

Huh?

Daddy, help me!

Be strong Gohan. I'll be down to help you in a minute. Just hold on.

Raditz

Ha! You'll be down alright, but you won't be helping anybody.

Huh?

Raditz

You should say your good byes thought, you won't get another chance.

NO! I won't loose.

Raditz

[checks his scouter] What!? Hey, kid! What happened to all that power you had!?

W...what power?

Raditz

Bah! Play dumb if you want! You'll pay, all the same!

Daddy! Help!

Leave him alone!

Raditz

Ah ha! [Raditz smacks Gohan away]

Gohan!? Gohan....huh!? Please, don't hurt him. He's just a boy.

Raditz

Yes, he's just a little boy, that's true. But he's very strong. And he has a power level even higher than yours little brother. And if he ever learned to control it, it would be very bad for us! Heh...so, you could see, I have no choice! He must die! Now!

No, wait. You can't.

Raditz

[to himself] You are the first Saiyan to ever damage me like this my nephew. You are a true warrior who was worthy of being a Saiyan. And so, I will give you a death that is also worthy of a Saiyan.

But, I don't wanna be a fighter. I wanna be an orthopedist when I grow up.

Piccolo

Hm, is that so? Well you still can, but first you have to help us defeat the Saiyans when they arrive. If we can't stop them, they'll wipe out everyone on Earth, then you won't turn out to be anything.

But I'm afraid.

Piccolo

You'll be far more afraid of me if you don't do exactly what I say!

No, I don't have anything. What about food, or a bed. What am I supposed to do out here all day? What about my homework?

Piccolo

I told you I wasn't going to go easy on you. You're on your own.

You can't leave me. That's cruel.

Piccolo

Hey, guess what? Sometimes kid, life is cruel, and don't you forget it.

Who are you? What do you want?

I'm...uh...my name is Gohan sir.

Well, Gohan, keep your voice down. What are you trying to do, bury us under tons of sand?

Wake up! Wake up! Please help me!

What? What? What is it this time?

There's a scorpion!

But this is a cave. Caves have scorpions.

But I'm scared.

They also have snakes and bats and spiders. Now stop being such a baby and put me back into standby.

Me again. Do you have anything to eat?

Oh, yes. Being a robot, I always keep plenty of food lying around. What do you think?

Hungry...

You can always make yourself a nice snake and scorpion sandwich. Now for the last time, put me back in standby mode and just stop bothering me.

[The robot is shutting down] Come now Gohan. That won't do any good.

Don't go.

Remember what I told you Gohan. You have to learn to take care of yourself. Be strong.

[while crying] Please!

No more standby mode. It's time to shut down. Time to shut down. [the robot shuts down]

Uh! Mister robot!? Wake up! Come on, wake up! Please don't leave me! Let me help you the same way you helped me! You can't go! Please! Mister robot!

Hey, that's my sword. [Gohan falls down]

I guess he's dead again.

Where am I?

Here.

Where is here?

Here is wherever we happen to be at the time.

Who are those guys?

They're from the home where kids get spanked and yelled at.

Piccolo

Gohan, what is your mission? Say it!

To prepare for the Saiyans. To fight! And to beat them.

Piccolo

Then lets go back.

Right.