Goku quotes from Dragon Ball Z

[after Goku defeats Pikkon] You got me.

Well, Pikkon...it was a mistake to use your thunder flash move a third time. By then I'd seen the attack enough times to find a weakness in it.

Huh? Heh heh heh heh. I see. Truly, you're a great fighter. Enjoy your private lesson. I'll keep training and beat you at the very next chance.

Great. Hey, thanks for fighting with me.

We broke the rules so we lose. Hm.

But your fight rocked. So as a bonus, I'll allow both you and Pikkon to take my private lessons in two to three hundred years.

Two hundred years. Great! I'll be there!

[to himself] That'd give me just enough time to whip back into shape. I've been too much of a couch potato to keep up with those boys now.

Vegeta

Even I'm excited, Kakarot...at having another chance to defeat you!

Uhuh...we'll see. I guess anything's possible. Miracles do happen.

Vegeta

Miracles, huh? Oh, I can't wait!

Whoah, watch out everyone! Android 18 is here!

Android 18

Look, he noticed. How cute.

Someone please tell me she's still not terrorizing the planet.

Krillin

Well, actually uh...Goku, 18 and I have gotten married.

Uh...ah...you mean you live in the same house as her!?

But hey, tell me somethin'. It wasn't Mister Satan who beat Cell, right? Come on, I know it was you.

Heh.

Krillin

Hee hee hee hee hee.

Listen, I can't tell you how glad I am you're here. Without you, these last few tournaments have been nothing but capital B boring. [looks at Goku's team] Huh? Say, are all of them with you too?

Yeah, you could say that.

Great, even better. So you think you guys can get through the fights without blowing up the ring this time?

Piccolo

We'll try.

And that's exactly the kind of attitude this tournament has been lacking...ha ha. You haven't always had that gold ring over your head, have you?

Well, actually...I've been dead ever since my fight with Cell but they let me come back this one time for a day to compete.

Uh...well that's weird. But hey, with all the things I've seen you do, it'd be dumb to start doubting you now. Am I right, Goku baby?

[to himself] Good. At least one person knows how great my dad is.

Hey dad. Hey Krillin. We finally finished the qualifying test.

Krillin

What took so long? Hm? Heh heh heh heh heh. Oh, I see. You were hanging out with your girlfriend.

Krillin! It's not like that. We're just friends.

Krillin

Hee hee hee hee. Yeah right, whatever.

Gohan, is that sunburn? Or are you blushing?

Videl

My gosh! Goten and Trunks are more powerful than most of the adult fighters here!

Those two are really tearing it up! They'll be stronger than us soon if we don't watch it!

I know.

[after Trunks gets Goten in a stranglehold] Oh man! This does not look good!

Vegeta

Sure it does. If you're rooting for Trunks, that is!

[after Trunks turns into a Super Saiyan and wins the tournament] Trunks too? You mean they're both Super Saiyans? Wow. What's up with this generation?

Vegeta

Aha ha ha ha! Cheer up, Kakarot! There's always next year. Your son put up a good fight, but there can only be one champion.

[Hercule is supposed to have an exhibition match against Trunks] Ha. This isn't going to be much of a fight, you know.

Krillin

Right. You better not blink, or you'll miss it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Vegeta

Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh. Trunks is going to pulverize this noisy fool! World Champion? I've known stronger house plants.

Krillin

Man, Goku. You sure eat a lot for a dead guy!

You know, that's exactly what King Kai always tells me. But what can I say? I just love to eat.

Krillin

You're tellin' me.

It was pretty interesting. Trunks beat Mister Satan with one punch.

Really?

But everyone thinks that he lost the match on purpose just to be a gentleman.

Krillin

Hm. What a guy, huh? He should get an Academy Award for that one.

[after he eats a lot] Wowee, I'm so full. If I have to fight one of you guys, please don't punch me in the gut!

[to Krillin] You didn't eat anything. You must be on a diet.

Krillin

Believe it or not Gohan, most athletes don't like to stuff themselves before a big match.

Android 18

Hey. We should go check the draw. See who's fighting who.

Vegeta

Well, if I have to fight Kakarot in the first round, the first thing I'm going to do is punch him in the gut.

Aw, man. No mercy.

Good afternoon. You wouldn't be Goku by any chance, would you?

Yeah. How did you know my name was Goku?

Well, your reputation as a great fighter precedes you. I was actually hoping for a chance to fight you during the tournament.

Break a leg, Krillin.

Krillin

Just so long as it's not one of mine.