Goku quotes from Dragon Ball Z

What's up Piccolo? What did that Shin guy say to you?

Piccolo

Uh...!

He wasn't rude was he? You want me to set him straight for ya? I bet if I told him you were once the guardian of Earth, he'd have a little more respect.

Piccolo

Uh...no! Don't do that! Please! Don't do anything! Please don't!

[Goku is eating a lot] I don't wanna rush you, Goku. But aren't you forgetting something? Don't they need you? Back on Earth?

[eating] Yeah, I know. But it's just that they don't have good food like this at Grand Kai's place. This is delicious!

Yes, but you came here for senzu beans, not to stuff your face...

Vegeta

[to Supreme Kai] I don't know you, and you're telling me what to do? Who do you think you are?

Piccolo

Vegeta, show him some respect. That is no way to be talking to the Supreme Kai.

Krillin

Eh!

Vegeta

Uh!

Ah! I heard stories from King Kai but I thought they were just stories. Shin? You're the Supreme Kai!?

Vegeta

I know what you're doing, Kakarot! You're trying to skip out on our next match, aren't you?

Vegeta, can't you see that there's something more important going on here?

Vegeta

[Vegeta grabs Goku] You listen! After the next two matches, we are scheduled to fight! And you will fight me! So if you leave, you had better make sure you come back! I only entered this stupid tournament so I could beat you!

Okay, okay. Take it easy, Vegeta. I have to go with the Supreme Kai but I promise I'll put you at the top of my "things to-do list" when I get back. Just try and relax, will ya?

Vegeta

Ohh! You forget, you can only stay for one day in this world!

I guess that slipped my mind, but listen, why don't you come with me?

Piccolo

We're wasting time here.

So I guess Bibidi's son is controlling the guys from the tournament?

Yes. His name is Babidi. And as is often the case in this universe, the son is as evil as the father.

Krillin

Great. Why does that not surprise me?

Dabura!

What is he doing here!?

That cursed wizard. He's even managed to ensnare the king of the demons!

Krillin

Uh!?

Which one? Which one is Dabura?

The tall one.

I see. Is he strong?

Of course he's strong! He is the king of the demon world.

Wait a second. What is this demon world?

It is a shadow world that exists on the other side of this one. Like two sides of the same coin. One of you may be the strongest in this world. But in his dark demon world, Dabura is the strongest by far.

Krillin

[afraid] Uh, guys, I'm beginning to feel just a little bit outclassed here. Uh...uh...I mean I'll still help you out if you think you need me...but why don't I...uh...how 'bout I take the little guy...?

You need not concern yourselves with getting to stage two, because unfortunately for you, the first warrior you must face is none other than me. And that means that none of you will make it out of here alive! Ha ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

Alright guys. So which one of us gets to fight first?

Huh?

Vegeta

[after Goku, Vegeta, and Gohan play rock, paper, scissors to see who fights Pui Pui and Vegeta wins] Ha ha ha. Scissors win.

Oh...I wanted to fight this guy!

Vegeta

Well, sorry you won't get your chance!

Wait, please! You don't really intend to fight him by yourself, do you?

Vegeta

Of course I do! What other way is there?

Ah! Heh Heh heh heh heh ha ha ha! Master Babidi told me to be very careful because your high energy makes you strong and dangerous. But you're nothing but a bunch of morons!

Vegeta

The only moron in this place is Babidi! He didn't investigate this planet very thoroughly, did he? If he had, he'd know that the most powerful fighter alive is standing in front of you!

You!? The most powerful fighter alive? Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha! That kind of arrogance would get you killed!

Don't underestimate him. Babidi uses his magic to attract the strongest warriors in the universe.

Hey, calm down. Lets just let Vegeta take it from here, okay?

Huh? Are you sure?

You know, none of you will ever leave here. And every ounce of energy you lose as I pound you will be absorbed by this room. And as the energy is absorbed, it will be channeled directly to Majin Buu.

Vegeta

Well, I guess that's unfortunate then...since you won't be able to hurt me, you won't be able to steal my energy.

Keep dreaming. Before I'm done, I'll do much more than hurt you. When you fight Pui Pui, death is a certainty! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Vegeta

This guy is really annoying. [to Pui Pui] Welcome to the end of your life. And I promise, it's going to hurt!

Grr...

Vegeta

Ready for the pain?

Why'd I have to get this guy? Sure, he's big. But he kinda looks dumb ta me.

Huh?

I know that monster. I know who he is. His name is Yakon.

You've met him before?

That's right. He is one of the most feared creatures in the universe and he is extremely strong. I don't think Goku will be able to beat him on his own.

Goku, listen to me! This is not a game! Babidi's henchmen come from the four corners of the universe and every one of them is incredibly strong! We've all been lucky so far, but I think from now on, we should all fight together.

Nah. Don't you worry about it, Supreme Kai. Gohan doesn't need any help. Besides, that would be unfair.

Huh? Unfair!?

Well, Vegeta and I both got to fight alone. So don't you think Gohan should have a turn for himself, too?

So I uh...wonder how they're doin' back at the World Martial Arts Tournament...?

I don't know, dad. I mean, we did sorta leave 'em in a bit of a bind.

Vegeta

I would've preferred to fight you there Kakarot...than come to this place. This has been a waste of my time battling these cretins!

Heh heh. I know what you mean, Vegeta. I was looking forward to dukin' it out in the ring with my dad, too.

Oh, yeah! I'm ready for the both of you! Anytime! Anywhere!

[to himself] These Saiyans are impossible. They enjoy the thrill of a challenge so much that they ignore the dangers of fighting. Reckless!

Vegeta

Where are they!? Sleeping!?

After those moves you and dad showed off at the last two stages, you probably scared them off.

I hope they don't all run away. You haven't even had your turn.

Dabura

[to Gohan] Is that all the power your transformation yields? You're pathetic.

Dabura is far stronger than Yakon and Pui Pui.

That's okay. So's Gohan.

Vegeta

I can't take this anymore! This is ridiculous! Why are we subjecting ourselves to this! Look! Call him down, Kakarot! I'll finish this!

Just give him a little more time. It's not like he's completely lost yet. Why not let him fight? He's hangin' in there.

Vegeta

Dabura's toying with him. You know that! Come on!

Dabura

Hmmm?

Vegeta

Why should I sit around all day acting like this matters. I could end this in five minutes if I wanted to! I'm not here to play games, Kakarot! Or to create nice father-son memories! I'm here to win! Stop pretending! Knock off the sentimental rubbish! The strongest one is the one who should do the job! I'm the one who should be fighting, not him!

Vegeta

You'll fight with me, Kakarot! Unless of course, you'd like more bodies to pile up on your conscience.

Uh! Vegeta! Certainly you didn't!

Vegeta

Ha ha ha ha...

How sad. I didn't think you were weak enough to be controlled.

Uh!?

Huh!?

Dad, don't.

Answer me! Vegeta! Do you let yourself be a slave!? [Vegeta raises his hand to the side and blasts the world tournament arena again, killing more bystanders] Huh!? Ahh!

Vegeta

Tell me. Is it slavery when you get what you want!? [Vegeta smiles] Heh heh heh heh heh heh. Heh heh.

Grr...grr...grr...grr...grr...grr...grr...

Stop it! You don't know what you're doing!

Vegeta

Grr! Stand aside! [Vegeta knocks Gohan away with a flick of his hand] This does not concern you! It's between me and your circus clown of a father!

Circus clown. Well, that's a new one.

Vegeta

Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh! [Goku powers up]

No, Goku! You mustn't! If you fight him here, you would be doing precisely what Babidi wishes. Every injury that Vegeta causes would be sent back to the ship and Buu will be revived!

Tell me Vegeta. With that stamp on your head, I know Babidi's been giving you orders. Is this one of them? Are you trying to fight me because of him, or is this the same old story between you and me? Which one?

Does it really matter!?

Vegeta

Not to you, Gohan. But to a warrior, it matters greatly. And you know this as well as I do, Kakarot. In a day, you'll be back to the dead, and I will not miss this opportunity!

Who are you people!? Don't you see the universe matters more than your meaningless squabble?

Vegeta

Grrr...grrr...meaningless, huh?

Uh!?

Vegeta

What do you know of meaningless!? Argh! Spend most of your life ruled by another, watch your race dwindle to a handful...and then tell me what has more meaning than your own strength! I have in me the blood of a Saiyan prince. He is nothing but a joke! Yet, I've had to watch him surpass me in strength...my destiny thrown to the wayside! He's...he's even saved my life as if I were a helpless child. He has stolen my honor. And his debts...must be paid!