Mr. Bone quotes from Doug

Oh, why didn't you say so? Hello? Why, Mr. Buttsavage, how was your vaca- You thought it would be what? [to Doug] He saw the cartoon. You really are in trouble, mister. [to Mr. Buttsavage] Why, of course I get the joke. Ha ha, I thought it would be pretty funny too. Yes, I will, Mr. Buttsavage! Goodbye. [to Doug again] Well, young man. I just saved your fanny. Yessir, you can spend a long time in detention if I hadn't done some fast talking. In fact, I convinced Mr. Buttsavage to like your cartoon. So, just be grateful.

What have we here? Loiters? You want to get to class, misters, or do you want a nice big detention slip!?

This is going on your permanent record!

Now, class, does anyone know what the Sixth Article of the Constitution says? ... Patti?

Patti

The Sixth Article of the Constitution states the courts shall have the power to punish anyone who covers the science lab with molten lava.

And do we know anyone like that?

[turning and pointing in unison at Doug, who is crouched at the side of his desk] IT'S HIM!

[jumping on top of his desk and putting a rose in his mouth] You'll never get... wa na na... Jack Bandit! [swings across classroom on a rope, and before escaping out the window, tosses his rose to Patti, who catches it]

Patti

[dreamily] What a guy!

[through megaphone] Funnie! This is goin' on your permanent record!

Patti

Jack! You've got to escape!

[rolling out of policeman's arms] So long, suckers!!!

[narrating] It seemed as if my only chance was to go on the lam.

Well, excuse me, sir. But, You've just broken one of your own rules: "No grabbing other people's comics".

Patti

And according to your own rule book, the punishment is one Saturday Detention.

But, I can't stay here. I have a yodeling class.

It's a rule, Mr. Bone.

But it's a silly and pointless rule.

Patti

But that's what we've been telling you, Mr. Bone.

I don't want to miss my yodeling lesson.

Mr. Bone, may I suggest a new rule?

Not another rule.

Just one more... Rule Number 1,900,003: "No more Saturday Detentions".

Effective immediately?

Well, it's up to you, Mr. Bone.

Well, I say... last one out's a rotten egg!

Mr. Bone, I promise I had nothing to do with that story! I didn't even know you wore pink underwear.

I DON'T! And you know what, Funnie? You're gonna write that on the blackboard five thousand times!

That'll take me forever.

Why if everybody thought of what they say, well, everything will be all higgledy piggledy. Isn't that right, Funnie?

Yes, sir. All higgledy piggledy.

Mr. Bone?! But we left him back in Elementary school.

Skeeter

Bone?! Again?!

Roger

Oh, this is a bad dream. Somebody pinch me! [his friends pinch him] Ow, hey, cut it out!

Playtime's over, people! The bone... is back!