"This is my wife, Tippy. Most people call her Mrs. Dink. I usually call her on a telephone!"
DMrs. Dink
"Who writes your material, dear?"
Mrs. Dink
Doug · 60 quotes
8th most-quoted character in Doug: in 3 of its 60 quotes
Most scenes with: Mr. Dink (2)
Scenes with Mrs. Dink 3
'Mr. Dink: "Do you remember the first time I asked you to dance?"
DMrs. Dink
"Yes."
"And do you remember what you said?"
DMrs. Dink
"Yes. 'Go away and leave me alone.'"
"Oh, you do remember! But you finally said 'yes' at our senior prom! As I recall, I swept you right off your feet."
DMrs. Dink
"And into the refreshment table."
"Still, wasn't that hospital really nice?"
[Roger, who has a crush on Judy, is planning to re-enact the famous balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet.]
[about to climb ladder to the window] It is the sun! And... and... Judy is the East!
DDoug
Psst! Roger... Roger!
[climbing ladder] It is my lady! O, it is my love! O, that she knew she were! Won't you come to the window, my love?
[Mrs. Dink lifts the window blind]
DMrs. Dink
Nice try, Romeo. But you're about thirty years too late.
[Roger screams and falls off the ladder into the bushes]
DDoug
Our house is over there, Roger.
S2 E11 Doug's on Stage / Doug's Worst Nightmare
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