Douglas Doug Funnie quotes from Doug

"Population 20,001. I guess the one is... me!"

"I met someone - Skeeter - I hope he becomes my best friend - (Porkchop begins growling) - best human friend!"

On second thought, I think I better just draw a map. It's a lot safer.

"Dear Diary, it's me... Doug. The school dance felt like it happened a long time ago, but I remember it like it was only yesterday. It all began... Well, this afternoon!"

I hope Skeeter and me become best friends-[Porkchop begins growling]-best humans friends!

That's it? That's the monster? Look, you can see the zipper in the back. [laughs]

I wanted to see what a regular, normal person did on a date, but I had to settle for Judy.

So Roger had to give all the money back and we started our fundraising drive all over again. And this time, we didn't even have to go door to door.

Well, I guess I learned a lesson. Get rich quick schemes sure are tempting but you just can't count on them. Better to stick with what you're good at.

Dad was right. It was the most amazing thing we'd ever seen. And he was right about something else too. It really did bring our family closer than we'd ever been before.

Dear Journal. Remember Me? Doug Funnie. It seems like years since I've written but it doesn't since the beginning of summer.

How did I get into this mess?

Dear Journal, hi, it's me, Doug.

[whenever someone calls his journal a diary] It's a JOURNAL!

That's me... Hey!