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S2 E5

Doug · Season 2, Episode 5

Doug, Patti and others in “Doug Battles the Rulemeister / Doug's a Genius”

Well, excuse me, sir. But, You've just broken one of your own rules: "No grabbing other people's comics".

And according to your own rule book, the punishment is one Saturday Detention.

But, I can't stay here. I have a yodeling class.

It's a rule, Mr. Bone.

But it's a silly and pointless rule.

But that's what we've been telling you, Mr. Bone.

I don't want to miss my yodeling lesson.

Mr. Bone, may I suggest a new rule?

Not another rule.

Just one more... Rule Number 1,900,003: "No more Saturday Detentions".

Effective immediately?

Well, it's up to you, Mr. Bone.

Well, I say... last one out's a rotten egg!

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