[A fantasy sequence]
Now, class, does anyone know what the Sixth Article of the Constitution says? ... Patti?
The Sixth Article of the Constitution states the courts shall have the power to punish anyone who covers the science lab with molten lava.
And do we know anyone like that?
[turning and pointing in unison at Doug, who is crouched at the side of his desk] IT'S HIM!
[jumping on top of his desk and putting a rose in his mouth] You'll never get... wa na na... Jack Bandit! [swings across classroom on a rope, and before escaping out the window, tosses his rose to Patti, who catches it]
[dreamily] What a guy!
[After jumping out the window, Jack lands in the arms of a police officer]
[through megaphone] Funnie! This is goin' on your permanent record!
Jack! You've got to escape!
[rolling out of policeman's arms] So long, suckers!!!
[Back to reality. Doug has just fallen out of bed and Porkchop licks him awake.]
[narrating] It seemed as if my only chance was to go on the lam.
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