DMr. Dink
"So, Douglas, did you find the Honker Burger? Or did you just starve to death?"
Mr. Dink
Doug · 60 quotes
7th most-quoted character in Doug: in 5 of its 60 quotes
Most scenes with: Mrs. Dink (2)
Lines by Mr. Dink 3
DMr. Dink
"Say, Tippy. Wanna shag some balls?"
DMr. Dink
Very expensive.
Scenes with Mr. Dink 2
DMr. Dink
"This is my wife, Tippy. Most people call her Mrs. Dink. I usually call her on a telephone!"
"Who writes your material, dear?"
'Mr. Dink: "Do you remember the first time I asked you to dance?"
"Yes."
DMr. Dink
"And do you remember what you said?"
"Yes. 'Go away and leave me alone.'"
DMr. Dink
"Oh, you do remember! But you finally said 'yes' at our senior prom! As I recall, I swept you right off your feet."
"And into the refreshment table."
DMr. Dink
"Still, wasn't that hospital really nice?"
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