“Doug Battles the Rulemeister / Doug's a Genius” quotes from Doug

Fair? Who said rules had to be fair?

When will I cut my hair!?

Skeeter

When do we get a day off from school?

Well, excuse me, sir. But, You've just broken one of your own rules: "No grabbing other people's comics".

Patti

And according to your own rule book, the punishment is one Saturday Detention.

But, I can't stay here. I have a yodeling class.

It's a rule, Mr. Bone.

But it's a silly and pointless rule.

Patti

But that's what we've been telling you, Mr. Bone.

I don't want to miss my yodeling lesson.

Mr. Bone, may I suggest a new rule?

Not another rule.

Just one more... Rule Number 1,900,003: "No more Saturday Detentions".

Effective immediately?

Well, it's up to you, Mr. Bone.

Well, I say... last one out's a rotten egg!

[looking at Patti's painting] Maybe if you put a little more snow on top, and a couple more trees...

Patti

Huh??

...Or you can leave the trees off if you want. It's a perfectly beautiful mountain just like it is.

Patti

I-I-it's not a mountain, Doug. It's my grandmother!

Huh? [examines painting more closely and notices the peak of the mountain is actually an old woman's head] Well, of course. Heh heh. Just a little... art joke, Patti.