Roger"I'll catch one that'll make that 'neematoad' look like a 'neematadpole'!"
Played by Chris Phillips
Doug · 60 quotes
Tied for 2nd most-quoted character in Doug: in 10 of its 60 quotes
Most scenes with: Douglas Doug Funnie (5)
Lines by Roger Klotz 5
RogerRoger"Trying on your costume for the big dance tonight? What are you? A pile of manure?!"
RogerSayonara, suckers!
RogerHey, Funnie!
RogerJoey Cucamonga! (only said once in the Nickelodeon series)
Scenes with Roger Klotz 5
DDoug
"My name's Doug. I guess I didn't catch yours."
Roger"That's because I didn't throw it!"
[Roger, who has a crush on Judy, is planning to re-enact the famous balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet.]
Roger[about to climb ladder to the window] It is the sun! And... and... Judy is the East!
DDoug
Psst! Roger... Roger!
Roger[climbing ladder] It is my lady! O, it is my love! O, that she knew she were! Won't you come to the window, my love?
[Mrs. Dink lifts the window blind]
Nice try, Romeo. But you're about thirty years too late.
[Roger screams and falls off the ladder into the bushes]
DDoug
Our house is over there, Roger.
S2 E11 Doug's on Stage / Doug's Worst Nightmare
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RogerHey, uh, Funnie.
DDoug
Yeah?
RogerI'm-I'm counting on you.
S3 E1 Doug's Fat Cat / Doug and Patti, P.I.
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DDoug
Stinky is a girl? Roger, why didn't you tell me?
RogerWell, how was I supposed to know?
KMrs. Klotz
Son, we're way past due for a very important talk.
S3 E1 Doug's Fat Cat / Doug and Patti, P.I.
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DDoug
Mr. Bone?! But we left him back in Elementary school.
Bone?! Again?!
RogerOh, this is a bad dream. Somebody pinch me! [his friends pinch him] Ow, hey, cut it out!
Playtime's over, people! The bone... is back!
S6 E1 Doug's Secret of Success
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