A character in Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
Voiced by Baker Terry
Don't Hug Me I'm Scared · 53 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Don't Hug Me I'm Scared: in 31 of its 53 quotes
Most scenes with: Red Guy (23), Duck Guy (19), Colin (3)
It's computer day!
Hooray!
All right, let's do this. I'm on keys. You got the mouse?
Yeah. Both hands for complete control. You won't get away from me this year.
Hey, nice grip.
Thank you.
And the password?
Yellow GuyMe? But I-I don't know the password.
What? That's your only thing! You came up with it. You're supposed to remember it.
Yellow GuyOh... yeah.
How could a confident, handsome worm- EAGLE have trouble keeping friends? Good question-
Because of the way you look.
The way I...
You know, sort of lumpy and red raw.
You look like a bit of a bigger animal that fell off or was removed and then came to life.
Yellow GuyMore like an old person's finger.
Reminds me of an infection I had up my...
Or was it the voice?
He looks like a tumour.
And he stinks.
Yellow GuyI know, it's because you've got beady eyes like a rat.
Or you're just generally unlikable in a way that's hard to pin down.
(cries)
What's he doing?
Looks like he's in pain.
Yellow GuyAre you dying?
I-I'm actually laughing. Doesn't bother me at all. If I was bothered by that kind of thing, do you think I would be laughing about it? No. And do you know why that doesn't bother me? Because I have something called-
Yellow GuyRat eyes!
No! Not rat eyes!
Yellow GuyThat's it! That's the password! Rat eyes!
Your maiden name, of course!
Welcome to the information highway! What would you like to do first?
Let's check our internet speed.
Yellow GuyLet's do gambling!
I'd like to go on the dark web and look at a picture of a skeleton!
Great news! But first things first...
Let's check our e-mail!
YOU IDIOT!
Yellow GuyWhat? Don’t say that to me! I didn’t mean to!
Oh, shut up!
Hey, don't talk to him like that.
What? Turn on me?!
You said- You said you weren’t going to talk to him like that anymore!
HE RUINED IT! I’M NEVER GOING TO SEE THAT SKELETON!
Oh, boo-hoo, here we go again-
Yellow GuyI HATE YOU! (He smashes a bottle into Duck's face, while the latter shouts in pain)
Wha- I'M DEALING WITH IT! (He throws a bottle into Yellow Guy's face)
(The screen cuts to black with the friends yelling over each other)
Yellow GuyNOW IM P*SSED! LETS GO! I'M SLIPPED!
WHEN YOU DO THINGS YOU NEVER THING TWICE ABOUT IT! (The sounds of punches go flying)
MY FAULT!?!
Duck: COME HERE!
(More punches go flying)
YOU'LL NEVER EVER TALK TO MY FRIEND LIKE THAT ANYMORE!!!
YOU LITTLE PIG!
yellow guy: GET BACK FROM ME!
(the sounds of a machine gun fire)
Yellow GuyGET AWAY!
YOU BASTARDS!
Yellow GuyYOU MORONS, I'LL KILL YOU!!!
Oh really!?
(chainsaw sound heading toward the two)
NO!
Yellow guy: ARGGHHH-
(Duck and yellow guy scream)
Lesson number 40: reverse parallel parking on an incline. Firstly, you'll need to-
How about this one?
Lesson number 92: dominating the road. Handbrake turns around tight corners at high speed are a great way to impress new colleagues and intimidate-
What? No! Where's lesson one?
Yellow GuyOh well.
Yeah, you gave it your best shot.
Ah, what about this one.
Lesson number 1.
Yes, here we go.
First things first.
Okay.
And this is very important.
Yeah.
Before you even set foot in a vehicle, you'll need to pick out a name for your personalised license plate. Anything at all except DJ B1NBA6Z with the I as a 1, the G as a 6 and the S as a Z cause THAT'S WHAT I'M THINKING OF GETTING!
Where's my special drink? For my condition?
Yellow GuyErm... I think someone might have drunk it all.
Urgh... I need that!
Oh, let's just turn back.
No, look, we'll make you some more. How hard can it be? What's in it?
It is forged far beneath the earth with the last remnants of the ancient ones.
Yellow GuyI changed my mind, I want to go home.
No!
I want to watch the end of Grolton and Hovris.
No! We're so close!
To what?
WE CAN'T GO BACK! I'm not going back to that house! There has to be something! Anything!
Yellow GuyIs this... where we live now? Where are the... neighbours? In the community?
Yeah they'll be here. Don't worry. Somebody will... somebody will turn up.
Okay, one across. The clue is opposite of down, two letters. Hm, that's a tricky one.
Opposite of down... hm... try above.
Above. A-B-OVE, no.
Yellow GuyHey, I know. It's when you can't remember that over the top of you, there's bigger ones, that are bigger and bigger. And then over the top of it, there's a smaller one on all of it at the top of that.
Now tell me, could you make a phone call on a phone that was just made of out of rocks and soil?
No, probably not.
Go on, try it!
Why?
Try it!
Okay, fine.
Try it!
All right! Uh, no. Yeah it doesn't work.
(Phone Rings)
Oh, no, actually it does. Hello?
Oh, that's because my real phone is inside! You see?
Not really.
That's a weird thing to do.
Yellow GuyYeah, you're going to break your phone.
I am powered by my batteries!
Batteries, of course!
Yellow GuyOh yeah, just like me.
No stupid, you're not run by batteries. Isn't he stupid?
He sure is.
Yellow GuyNo, I am have batteries. See?
Oh god.
They reek.
When was the last time you changed those, friend?
Yellow GuyChanged them? Into what?
No, you need to put fresh ones in every now and then to keep energy-
Yours look nice and new, let's swap.
Oh, there you are.
Yellow GuyI'm not sure we've met.
Ha, good one. We've been waiting for you.
Yellow GuyHave you? You seem...
Big?
Yeah we're big boys.
Big Boys.
Big Boys. Try and keep up, mate.
Yellow GuyNo, I think I get it. You're quite big.
Yeah. And we're so big, we don't just sit around and learn about one subject at a time.
Yeah that's for dummies and wimps.
Yellow GuyReally? Okay, great.
We do two at once.
Yellow GuyRight, well...
What's wrong? I thought you were up for pushing the boundaries.
Yellow GuyYeah but two at once...
Yellow GuyOh, why don't you experiment on each other?
So, would you be keen?
You're not to touch me.
Batteries can be replaced
But some things must stay the same
No matter how we twist and turn
We're still dancing in chains.
Are you just going to stand there?
Yellow GuyWho are you?
My name's Leslie. It's nice to meet you. You're one of my favourites.
Yellow GuyYou didn't build all this, did you?
That's a good question.
Yellow GuyWhat's the answer?
(Laughs)
Yellow GuyWhat's going on? Why are you laughing?
Because it's so FUNNY. Gosh, you still can't see the funny side. I'll tell you what. You help me tidy things up around here and I'll help you. Mm?
Yellow GuyYou promise?
Promise.
(Yellow Guy accidentally breaks a Duck doll)
Yellow GuyOops. Oh, sorry.
Don't worry. I always make sure that I have plenty of backups. There. Now everything is in it's proper place. (Leslie tries to turn on the lights. They flicker and turn off) Hm, I shall have to get that fixed. Now, you wanted this, didn't you?
(She hands Yellow Guy a book with strange symbols on the cover)
Yellow GuyDid I?
(Laughs) You are just too funny. Run along now. You've got plenty of reading to do.
Yellow GuyCan't I stay here with you?
Oh, no. YOU'RE NOT MY REAL SON. (chuckles) Only joking. You don't belong up here. And I'm sure you're going to want to show your friends, aren't you? Off you pop.
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