Dr. Martin EllinghamThe man thinks he lives with a giant squirrel. He needs help.
A character in Doc Martin
Played by Martin Clunes
Doc Martin · 234 quotes
Most-quoted character in Doc Martin: in 189 of its 234 quotes
Most scenes with: Louisa Glasson (39), Elaine Denham (15), Pauline Lamb (9)
Dr. Martin EllinghamThe man thinks he lives with a giant squirrel. He needs help.
(About to perform life-saving surgery on Peter Cronk in the back of an ambulance)
Dr. Martin EllinghamI may vomit.
(An old patient is leaving the surgery while Martin is following him to tell him the treatment to do)
Dr. Martin EllinghamMrs. Tishell will give you the tablets. One in the morning, before the food, and one... one in the evening before going to bed. (The patient left the surgery) Or you just die. It's your decision.
Dr. Martin EllinghamWhy doesn't anyone in this village do as I say?
Dr. Martin Ellingham(Speaking to a patient) Portwenn has one doctor and 966 people who know better.
(Martin is discussing with Louisa on the spread of the impetigo because of ignoring his medical advices)
Dr. Martin EllinghamIn the years that come, when the archeologists unearth the ruins of Portwenn, someone will ask the question: "How this unspeakable disaster could have?". How? Because "Miss Glasson said."
Dr. Martin Ellingham(To the dog)Get out!
(To Gavin Peters)
Dr. Martin EllinghamTake your hands off me, you unctuous platitudinising eunuch!
(At the concert, a waitress offers Martin and Louisa a tray of canapés)
Dr. Martin EllinghamNot for me, thanks. Salmonella en croute, made yesterday by unwashed strangers - no thank you!
(Martin's speech on his aunt's funeral)
Dr. Martin EllinghamCardiovascular diseases cause more deaths in this country than any other medical condition. Joan was overweight, refused to exercise, and had a poor diet. Cardiovascular disease is caused by an atheroma in the walls of the arteries around the heart. A good percentage of the people in this church are clinically obese. Eating a healthy diet and keeping physically active not only protects your heart but reduces the risk of a stroke or dementia.
Dr. Martin Ellingham(Martin's bed time story) Um. This is an article by Dr Henry Wolfestein on the need to focus on cytotoxic therapies for cancer patients. That's a picture of Dr Wolfestein there. Patients with advanced liver cancer who had not previously received chemotherapy were randomly allocated to three different regimens representing minimal, conventional and intensive cytotoxic treatment. Patients with impaired renal function were excluded from the study and the results stratified according to retrospective analysis based on previous research.
(Morwenna is reluctant to be revaccinated for tetanus because of her fear of needles)
Dr. Martin EllinghamUnless you let me give you that injection, I will fire you.
(Morwenna faints and falls on the floor when sees the syringe in Martin's hand)
Dr. Martin EllinghamI'll do.
Dr. Martin Ellingham...and I do hate Port Wenn. I hate the people - their pinched faces, and their ridiculous accents, and their unerring knack of catching any virus that comes within a five-mile radius! They spread contagion like a bush fire! But it's where I want to be, because you're here.
Dr. Martin Ellingham(To Dennis Dodds) Would you like to come to dinner? If you have a partner or wife you can bring her too. (To Louisa) What do you think, darling?
You cross the line just once in Portwenn and ... will you stop that?
Dr. Martin EllinghamIs the vision a little blurred in that eye?
Yes.
Dr. Martin EllinghamHmm. Fixed and semi-dilated pupil. Bit of pain?
Sometimes. What?
Dr. Martin EllinghamIt's acute glaucoma.
You're kidding.
Dr. Martin EllinghamNo. You should see an eye specialist today.
Louisa GlassonCaroline Catz · 48 quotes
Elaine DenhamLucy Punch · 17 quotes
Bert LargeIan McNeice · 16 quotes
Joan NortonStephanie Cole · 12 quotes
Pauline LambKatherine Parkinson · 11 quotes
PC Mark MylowStewart Wright · 9 quotes
RFRoger Fenn9 quotes
Dr. Ruth EllinghamEileen Atkins · 8 quotes
Al LargeJoe Absolom · 7 quotes
PCPeter Cronk7 quotes
SJStewart James7 quotes
PC Joe PenhaleJohn Marquez · 6 quotes
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