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PC Joe Penhale quotes from Doc Martin

Played by John Marquez · 6 quotes

PC Joe Penhale

Played by John Marquez

Doc Martin · 234 quotes

In 6 of the 234 quotes from Doc Martin
Most scenes with: Dr. Martin Ellingham (2)

Lines by PC Joe Penhale 2

PC Joe Penhale

He wouldn't come quietly, so I started to put the cuffs on. He runs out into the yard, I chase after him, trip-up, fall under his horse. When I wake up, the paramedic tells me that he kicked me in the head. The horse, not the paramedic.

PC Joe Penhale

Today a great man, a great physician and the greatest thing to happen to Portwenn since the new parking area at the beach. Married to one of our natural treasures: Louisa Glasson.... Finally they have arrived at their destination. Back in 1984. Tina Turner asked the question: "What's love got to do? It got to do with it". And the answer is...

Scenes with PC Joe Penhale 4

(Al and Bert Large are asking for PC Penhale's help with their problem with the loan shark, but the police officer is reluctant to give it because that's not a criminal matter, but a civil one.)

PC Joe Penhale

I'm saying I can't. My hands are tied ... by the Law.

You know what, Joe? The Law is an arse.

(Church. Martin is expecting Louisa, who is 15 minutes late.)

RReverend

About a month ago, we had a man standing right there 15 minutes, 30 minutes, an hour, two hours, I think we had three before the penny dropped. ... Apparently she run off with the best man.

PC Joe Penhale

You don't have to worry about that with me, Doc.

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