PC Mark Mylow quotes from Doc Martin

PC Mark Mylow

You depressed?

Dr. Martin Ellingham

Aw no, I've antagonized half the village, buggered up a marriage, and crashed my car. Why would I be depressed?

PC Mark Mylow

I'm depressed.

Dr. Martin Ellingham

(Finding the stray dog sitting outside the surgery) I thought you were going to...

PC Mark Mylow

I know. He got out. Had a good lawyer.

PC Mark Mylow

That's easy for you to say - you haven't got my problem. You haven't got a date with the woman of your dreams.

Dr. Martin Ellingham

Who's that?

PC Mark Mylow

Louisa.

Dr. Martin Ellingham

What makes you think that?

PC Mark Mylow

Think what?

Dr. Martin Ellingham

That the woman of my dreams... Louisa. Louisa is the woman of your dreams.

PC Mark Mylow

Peter, I could arrest you for criminal damage. But I was thinking, Bob in the lifeboat house has some woodworking tools. Maybe you and I could spend some time in there? Make a few bird tables?

(Considers the suggestion for a moment) I'd sooner be arrested.

Dr. Martin Ellingham

He locked me in his compound.

PC Mark Mylow

He locked you in?

Dr. Martin Ellingham

Well, there was a key but I didn't know it. I felt he forced me to have dinner with him and Anthony the squirrel.

PC Mark Mylow

Give me a shout if you need a hand.

Dr. Martin Ellingham

I do. I do need that hand.

PC Mark Mylow

Technically I can't bring him in on a 136 unless I find him in a public place, that's the mental health act.

Dr. Martin Ellingham

Why didn't you tell me?

PC Mark Mylow

I hope you don't mind me saying, but I think Portwenn's having an effect on you. That was a good call you made today. What you did with Stewart. I think the village'll appreciate it.

Dr. Martin Ellingham

Then you won't mind me saying that I don't actually carry vitamin tablets but luckily for Stewart, you do.

PC Mark Mylow

What?

Dr. Martin Ellingham

Your, um, enlargement tablets. Ascorbic acid, d-alpha tocopherol, prydoxine... they're multivitamins.

PC Mark Mylow

They can't... that's not ethical.

Dr. Martin Ellingham

You'll get over it. Big boy.

PC Mark Mylow

I've got some news.

Dr. Martin Ellingham

What?

PC Mark Mylow

You'll never guess...

Dr. Martin Ellingham

I don't have to.

PC Mark Mylow

Go on. Try.

Dr. Martin Ellingham

No.

PC Mark Mylow

Doc. Julie and I are getting married as you know.

Dr. Martin Ellingham

Yes.

PC Mark Mylow

Thank you. I was wondering. Would you be my best man?

Dr. Martin Ellingham

No.