[looking shocked] Guys, I just sat a twelve-top, who's taking it?
S5In a World Where the Kings are Employers
I will.
You're saying I'm worthless.
No, I'm just sayin you're worth less.
S5The Story of Lucie and Jessie
Susan, if you're not sure what Jessie meant by it, why don't you just talk to her?
Oh, that would be way too awkward. She's my boss.
She's your boss? Let her kiss you again and then sue her!
Okay, we're going to figure this out for you. Were her eyes open or shut?
I don't know.
Well, how many seconds did the kiss last?
I don't remember.
Or was it this?
Uh... the second one.
Congratulations. You're now dating a lesbian.
LMLee McDermott
[snickers] See you at the parade.
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