Yeah, I've seen who you’ve been busy with.
Danielle? Come on, I mean, she's just a friend.
Well, before you get any friendlier, let me remind you, I can do things to you she can't even pronounce.
“Running to Stand Still” · Season 1
In this episode: Bree Van de Kamp (3), Susan Delfino (2), Lynette Scavo (1), Gabrielle Solis (1), Rex Van de Kamp (1), John (1), Julie (1)
Is that how you see me? As some sort of prude who just lays there like a cold fish? I love sex.
GDr. Goldfine
All right.
I love everything about it. The sensations, the smells. I especially love the feel of a man. All that muscle and sinew pressed against my body. And then, when you add friction. Mmm... The tactile sensation of running my tongue over a man's nipple ever so gently. And then there's the act itself - two bodies becoming one in that final eruption of pleasure. To be honest, the only thing I don't like about sex is the scrotum. I mean, obviously it has its practical applications, but I'm just not a fan.
How am I supposed to blend in with a bunch of messed up teenagers?
I don't know, pretend you're bulimic, gag a little.
I'm repairing a chipped mug.
Why don't you just buy a new one?
Because I think it's better to fix what you already have.
(about borrowing the car) It's no big deal. It's only for a couple of hours. I let you borrow my eggs for a whole year!
How much longer is your mid-life crisis going to last because it's really starting to tick me off!
Next Spring, we're going to do 'Bambi' and his mother is going to take a slug to the heart....and you're gonna like it!
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