Mary Alice (voiceover): Competition, it means different things to different people. But whether it’s a friendly rivalry...or a fight to the death...the end result is the same. There will be winners... and there will be losers. Of course, the trick is to know which battles to fight. You see, no victory comes without a price.
“Anything You Can Do” · Season 1
In this episode: Susan Delfino (2), Edie Britt (1), Mike Delfino (1)
Hey Edie!
Wow, get a load of you. You look so pretty. I hardly recognize you.
(Susan is embarassed after having been hit in the face by a mechanical bull)
Everybody's staring at me, aren't they?
Just the slapstick fans.
SMr. Shaw
Sometimes, evil drives a minivan.
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