Wild Bill Hickok quotes from Deadwood

Bill Hickok

If irritating me is the jackpot, you got the job done.

[on prospecting] What slows me down is thinking about freezing my balls off in a creek for the cocksuckers I'd lose the gold to at poker.

Jack McCall

Should we shake hands or something, relieve the atmosphere? I mean how stupid do you think I am?

Bill Hickok

I don't know, I just met you.

Jack McCall

[While playing poker] Well, that's one in a row for you, Wild Bill. Who's hungry? What in the hell damn time is it anyway?

Wild Bill

Sure you wanna quit playin', Jack? The game's all that's between you and gettin' called a cunt.

Tom Nuttall

Ah, meeting adjourned, fellas. Take it outside.

Wild Bill

That drooped eye of yours looks like the hood of a cunt to me, Jack. When you talk, your mouth looks like a cunt moving.

Jack McCall

I ain't gonna get in no gunfight with you, Hickock.

Wild Bill

But you will run your cunt mouth at me. And I will take it to play poker.

Wild Bill Hickok

Some goddamn point a man's due to stop arguing with hisself and feeling twice the goddamn fool he knows he is 'cause he can't be something he tries to be every goddamn day without once getting to dinnertime and fucking it up. I don't want to fight it no more, understand me Charlie? -- and I don't need you pissing in my ear about it. Will you let me go to hell the way I want to?

Charlie Utter

Yeah. I can do that.

Wild Bill Hickok

You know the sound of thunder, don't you, Mrs. Garrett?

Of course.

Wild Bill Hickok

Can you imagine that sound if I asked you to?

Yes I can, Mr. Hickok.

Wild Bill Hickok

' Your husband and me had this talk, and I told him to head home to avoid a dark result. But I didn't say it in thunder. Ma'am, listen to the thunder.