Should we shake hands or something, relieve the atmosphere? I mean how stupid do you think I am?
I don't know, I just met you.
“Deadwood” · Season 1
In this episode: Al Swearengen (2), Seth Bullock (1), Dan Dority (1), Calamity Jane (1), Wild Bill Hickok (1), A. W. Merrick (1), Jack McCall (1)
We got chamber pots to sell ya. And if you don't know what one of those is, the man livin' next to you will appreciate your findin' out.
[To Charlie about Wild Bill Hickok] What a grand surprise. I never thought he'd live long enough for me to meet him.
Well, I guess when it starts pissin' rain in here, you know who to blame, huh? Now, I know word's circulatin' Indians killed a family on the Spearfish Road. Now it's not for me to tell anyone in this camp what to do, as much as I don't want more people gettin' their throats cut, scalps lifted or any other godless thing that these godless bloodthirsty heathens do. Or even if someone wants to ride out in darkest night. But I will tell you this. I'd use tonight to get myself organized. Ride out in the morning clear-headed. And startin' tomorrow morning, I will offer a personal $50 bounty for every decapitated head of as many of these godless heathen cocksuckers as anyone can bring in. Tomorrow. With no upper limit! That's all I say on that subject, 'cept next round's on the house. And God rest the souls of that poor family. And pussy's half price, next 15 minutes.
Let her go; she ain't taking any business with her. And don't forget to kill Tim.
Is it true? Indians killin' white people?
That's the sewer mouth that follows Hickok around.
Why are we standin' here?
GGuy
Ridin' out tomorrow, daybreak.
Oh, really? Tomorrow. What's your fuckin' rush?! I'm goin' now. Even without Bill. Even without Charlie. I know the road to Spearfish. And I don't drink where I'm the only fuckin' one with balls!
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