“Reconnoitering the Rim” quotes from Deadwood

Jack McCall

[While playing poker] Well, that's one in a row for you, Wild Bill. Who's hungry? What in the hell damn time is it anyway?

Wild Bill

Sure you wanna quit playin', Jack? The game's all that's between you and gettin' called a cunt.

Tom Nuttall

Ah, meeting adjourned, fellas. Take it outside.

Wild Bill

That drooped eye of yours looks like the hood of a cunt to me, Jack. When you talk, your mouth looks like a cunt moving.

Jack McCall

I ain't gonna get in no gunfight with you, Hickock.

Wild Bill

But you will run your cunt mouth at me. And I will take it to play poker.

Al Swearengen

[during a meeting with Johnny Burns, E.B. Farnum, and Jimmy Irons] I wanna know who cut the cheese. [nobody answers] I'll tell you this for openers: we are gonna set off an area on the balcony. [opens the door to the balcony] And God help whoever doesn't use it, because the next stink I have to smell in this office, and whoever doesn't admit to it is going out the window, into the muck, onto their fucking heads, and we'll see how they like farting from that position, okay?

Al Swearengen

[discussing Custer at Little Bighorn] I'll tell you this, son, you can mark my words, Crazy Horse went into Little Bighorn, bought his people one good, long-term ass-fucking. You do not want to be a dirt-worshipping heathen from this fucking point forward. Pardon my French.

Joanie Stubbs

Oh, I speak French.

If I'm stooped when next you see me, Alma, it won't be worry weighing me down, but bags of our recovered gold.

Alma Garret

If you wish to see more of the West let's leave now and see it, or else return back to New York. I don't think we should linger here.

Al Swearengen

Every fuckin' beatin' I'm grateful for. Every fuckin' one of them. Get all the trust beat outta you. And you know what the fuckin' world is.