Tom Nuttall quotes from Deadwood

Tom

My bicycle masters boardwalk and quagmire with aplomb. Those that doubt me, suck cock by choice.

Tom Nuttall

Knowledge is overrated, William. Diligence is what's required in the service of a willing spirit.

Jack McCall

[While playing poker] Well, that's one in a row for you, Wild Bill. Who's hungry? What in the hell damn time is it anyway?

Wild Bill

Sure you wanna quit playin', Jack? The game's all that's between you and gettin' called a cunt.

Tom Nuttall

Ah, meeting adjourned, fellas. Take it outside.

Wild Bill

That drooped eye of yours looks like the hood of a cunt to me, Jack. When you talk, your mouth looks like a cunt moving.

Jack McCall

I ain't gonna get in no gunfight with you, Hickock.

Wild Bill

But you will run your cunt mouth at me. And I will take it to play poker.

Tom Nuttall

[Regarding Silas and Dan] Them too seem disputatious as well, huh?

Al Swearengen

Storm clouds gather.

Hey, you ever hear, Tom, the Chinese whore has a ancient way of milking ya of yer sorrow, your loneliness and that awful feeling of bein' forsaken?

Tom

Seems to me that'd leave you with nothing.

Tom Nuttall

There's talk of an offer on my place.

Al Swearengen

How will you answer?

Tom Nuttall

I came to take counsel with you.

Al Swearengen

Drunk or sober is my question.

Tom Nuttall

Well, I have my wits about me, Al.

Al Swearengen

Maybe, then, you'll want a few more, huh?

Tom Nuttall

Don't talk to me in fucking riddles.

Al Swearengen

Drunk, Tom, for reasons not to do with business, you'll sell. If that's your decision, let me offer. Sober, you know sellin's stupid.