I see as much misery outta them movin' to justify their selves as them that set out to do harm.
“Deep Water” · Season 1
In this episode: Al Swearengen (3), Doc Amos Cochran (1), Johnny Burns (1), Calamity Jane (1), Wild Bill Hickok (1), Reverend Smith (1)
Let's leave it all alone. I'm stupidest when I try to be funny.
You don't want to interfere with me.
You think I'm scared of you?
Sure you are. And if I take a knife to you you'll be scared worse and a long time dying.
If irritating me is the jackpot, you got the job done.
Men like Mr. Seth Bullock there raise the camp up.
Yeah, the fella to be put in that box might argue with you, Reverend.
Ah, Mr. Bullock did not draw first. And I, point to his commissioning me to build the departed a coffin and, and see to his Christian burial.
[after Al reveals that a member of Phil's gang came to Deadwood after the massacre]
PPPersimmon Phil
He swore he'd head to Cheyenne...
Yeah, but here's closer, isn't it? All you cocksuckers go for the easiest chance.
PPPersimmon Phil
So... where is he now?
Where he is now is, he stirs the whole camp up last night with his massacre story 'til I'm giving liquor away and cunt at half price just to keep my crowd controlled. Party makes up from Nuttall's to ride back out to Spearfish, Wild Bill Hickok and those two guys walked past you downstairs save the squarehead kid, tell Ned to stick around 'til they see what the kid has to say about him.
PPPersimmon Phil
Wild Bill Hickok?
And Ned throws down.
PPPersimmon Phil
Against Wild Bill Hickok?
Against Hickok and this other cocksucker who draws almost as fast, so it's a toss-up who blew Ned's head off.
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