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Jen Lindley quotes from Dawson's Creek

Played by Michelle Williams · 96 quotes · page 5 of 7

Jen Lindley

Played by Michelle Williams

Dawson's Creek · 557 quotes

4th most-quoted character in Dawson's Creek: in 96 of its 557 quotes
Most scenes with: Dawson Leery (22), Joey Potter (18), Jack McPhee (14)

Scenes with Jen Lindley 82

Ooh. College guys are hot.

Jen

Give me the phone.

Why?

Jen

'Cause I’m calling Tobey and telling him you said that.

I can look.

Jen

Yeah, but you cannot touch. I like Tobey. Tobey's good people.

Yeah, I like Tobey, too. It just so happens that we're kinda doomed to the loneliness of a long-distance relationship at the moment.

Jen

Well, that's still better than the loneliness of the no-distance relationship. That doesn't make any sense, does it?

No, no, it didn't. Look, you need to get some, and soon, all right, before you achieve born-again virgin status.

Jen

Jack.

What? Jen, I’m serious. It's been far too long. The last guy you were with was Henry. That means last year was a total wash for you.

Jen

Tell me about it.

You know you're a lot more fun when you're with a guy. Watching you twist yourself up into these little knots of anxiety, it's highly entertaining.

Jen

Thanks. That's good to know.

[to Joey] Can we count on you tonight or what?

I dunno. I mean, are we frat party kind of people? Is there any past evidence of us functioning well at these kinds of events?

Which is precisely why we should go. It’s a new year, guys, okay? I mean it. We need to spread our wings. Challenge any preconceived notions we had of college. And most important, to reinvent ourselves.

What got into him?

Jen

A cute boy invited him.

Jen

He’s not going to call.

He’s calling.

Jen

He doesn’t even have my phone number.

He will get your number.

Jen

How?

Somehow. Why do you think we have had all these advances in information technology? They are all about helping people track down other people other people they are sexually attracted to. Jen, just trust me. Alright? The guy will find you, and when he does, just throw yourself at him immediately because you obviously want to.

Jen

Whether I want to or not, nice girls just don’t hurl themselves at boys, Jack. Society at large deems that slutty and self destructive.

That’s right. I forgot. You’re a slut. Only, you haven’t actually had sex with anybody the entire time I have known you. And if you look at the cold hard facts, I have kissed more guys than you have this past year.

Jen

Well…That’s not true.

I’ve kissed one. How many have you kissed?

Jen

One.

How many straight guys?

Jen

None.

[Jack shrugs his arms as to say he has proven his point]

Jen

This is the saddest competition ever.

Jen

I just have a hard time believing that same person who has Licensed to Ill, also has Volume 2 of the essential Dolly Parton collection.

Give me that.

Jen

And why is it so important to you that I listen to this song?

Because, once you hear Dolly Parton’s original 1974 recording of I’ll Always Love You, the song made popular and sucky on the Bodyguard soundtrack, you will truly and possibly for the first time in your entire life, know what it means not to suck. And at that point, your entire universe will turn upside down. Everything that used to seem normal to you, will suddenly seem right.

Jen

And that is a good thing?

Of course it's a good thing. What is music for, if not to subvert all your expectations and blow your mind every once in a while?

Jen

Well, I thought that was what people were for.

What?

Jen

Nothing, I, I just can’t believe you like country music.

Well, I like all kinds of music, unlike you who’s obviously very cynical and very closed minded. It’s probably one of those upper middle class, heavy television, freaky batgirls that drive around town in their father’s old Volvo.

Jen

I came here from a small town, I like to knit, and I live with my grandmother.

Works for me.

[to Joey, as Jen answers her phone] So do we like this Charlie?

We don't really know this Charlie. She seems to keep this Charlie pretty much to herself.

I'm a little concerned. This is all sounding very Nine 1/2 Weeks to me. [Jen hangs up] Booty call?

Jen

Pretty much. Yeah.

Oh! I knew it.

Are you gonna go?

Jen

I don't know. I could use the snuggles.

See, that's what I miss most about not having a boyfriend-- the snuggling. It's better than sex. If only guys knew how easy it was to make us happy.

Yeah, but you know what? Even if they did know, they'd still screw it up. Snuggling to them is merely just a means to an end.

Jen

I mean, I've been seeing Charlie for a week, and the only thing that I really know about him is that his boxers are from The Gap.

Well, there are worse things, you know?

Jen

Such as?

Well, for instance, he could be a tighty-whitey guy.

JJJen and Joey

Oh!

Jen

Oh, good point!

Ok. On that note... I'm gonna go to the bathroom, and when I get back, I'd like it very much if this week's episode of Sex and the City had come to an end.

Jen

Ok, Charlotte.

TTobey

What is that?

Jen

What is what?

TTobey

That stupid fantasy you have where the guy who broke your heart suddenly realizes he's made the biggest mistake of his life and he finds you wherever you are. He comes running up to you and he says: 'I can't live without you. You are my entire universe and if you don't take me back right now, I will never love anyone again'... Where does this fantasy come from?

Jen

Movies, television, and that little place in your heart that harbors hope... He's going to regret this, you know?

TTobey

Yeah maybe. Maybe not. The thing is we tell ourselves that to make ourselves feel better, but the truth is somebody always gets hurt worse in every breakup. This time it's me. Hold on to that Charlie. He seems like he could be a good egg. [Tobey looks down the street once more] I really thought he'd come.

The last time I was here, everybody just walked on eggshells around me, so that just reminded me of everything.

Jen

Mmm, your life just seems to suck right now in ways that I can't imagine, but... everybody's trying their best, you know?

Yeah, you're right. I'm a lucky guy. I've some pretty kick-ass friends.

Jen

Don't you forget it.

[After having had sex for the first time]

Jen

Look at you smiling.

So that's what everyone's talking about.

Jen

That's it.

Hmm... it wasn't... what I imagined.

Jen

It's not?

No. Everyone always told me your first time is never as good as you'd imagine it to be. That was... every bit the fantasy.

Jen

I just feel awkward and there's too much at stake for me to just let it slide.

What do you mean?

Jen

I don't know. Part of me wishes that last night could just be, um, a beautiful memory and the other part of me knows that sex changes everything and I just don't want to loose our friendship.

Ok. You're not going to loose my friendship. I promise. Ok and yes, sex does change things, but who says it has to be for the worst?

Jen

What does that mean?

I don't know. I don't know. If I told you I knew where this was leading I'd be lying to you, because I don't. All I know is, it happened last night and it felt right. And if sex changes things, I say bring it on. I'm ready to explore that.

Jen

Ok, I'm in.

Jen

[about Joey] I don't know what I'm going to say to her.

You don't have to say anything.

Jen

Are you proposing that we sneak around Dawson Leery? Because you know, I am that kind of girl.

Jen

Um, Joey. Just so you know, for whatever it's worth, and I don't know what that is... I just didn't, I didn't plan on this.

I never assumed that you did.

Jen

I know, I just... this boy has always been between us in one way or another and I feel like you and I were finally getting close and I would just... I would really hate for that to be negated by this development.

You know what? Everyone seems to be operating under this assumption tonight that we're all going to react a certain way to this and that that way is somehow going to be apocalyptic. I don't know how many different ways to say this, but I'm fine, really. You're a good person Jen. That's exactly what Dawson needs right now.

Jen

[lying together in front of a fire] So when do you think the fun stops in a healthy relationship?

I have no idea, but I think we're going to have a blast finding out.

Jen

You know how weird it is to live with somebody, to be with somebody who no matter what you do can always really see you? It's a little scary.

Mm hmm, it's a lot scary. Does it help if I remind you how much I like what I see?

Jen

If that's what the people want, if they want me to be nasty and sarcastic, I can do that. I just need something that's gonna take me there. Pacey, say something disgusting.

Sure, would you prefer sexist or just downright vulgar? [Jen's cell phone rings]

Jen

Hold that thought. [Answers her phone] Hello. [in a sweet, childish voice] Hello, my little pumpkin.

Oh, you are so fired.

Jen

If you had a relationship question, wouldn't you rather talk to somebody who was in a healthy, loving relationship?

Hell no! I always prefer to get my advice from people who are far more dysfunctional than I am; that way I feel good about my life.

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