[to Joey, as Jen answers her phone] So do we like this Charlie?
We don't really know this Charlie. She seems to keep this Charlie pretty much to herself.
I'm a little concerned. This is all sounding very Nine 1/2 Weeks to me. [Jen hangs up] Booty call?
Pretty much. Yeah.
Oh! I knew it.
Are you gonna go?
I don't know. I could use the snuggles.
See, that's what I miss most about not having a boyfriend-- the snuggling. It's better than sex. If only guys knew how easy it was to make us happy.
Yeah, but you know what? Even if they did know, they'd still screw it up. Snuggling to them is merely just a means to an end.
I mean, I've been seeing Charlie for a week, and the only thing that I really know about him is that his boxers are from The Gap.
Well, there are worse things, you know?
Such as?
Well, for instance, he could be a tighty-whitey guy.
Oh!
Oh, good point!
Ok. On that note... I'm gonna go to the bathroom, and when I get back, I'd like it very much if this week's episode of Sex and the City had come to an end.
Ok, Charlotte.
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